Eat shyte

[biggytitbo]

I love eating shyte! https://shytechocolate.com

#eatshyte

[Pijlstaart]

Goes for nearly £60 per kilo, that's madness, and the chocolate looks wonky too, very cack-handed. Freddos are a fraction of the cost and they always look divine.

[pancreas]

I agree with Pijlstaart. When you look at the packets of chocolate, you realise they are actually dog chews.

[biggytitbo]

After eating some lovely shyte, round the meal off with some of these -

[biggytitbo]

https://shytechocolate.com/about

Please...Eat Shyte.

#EATSHYTE

[Depressed Beyond Tables]

Shyte Shows - Where The Shyte Hits The Fans

Why not just go full Nathan For You and produce curling sweetcorn-speckled turds and white chocolate dog shits?

The products themselves seem quite boring: https://shytechocolate.com/products

Plus the sales page should be Shyte Hawks.

[Norton Canes]

"It's where SHYTE hits the fans!"

Oh, that's a shame. He actually knows what the word means.

[biggytitbo]

If he knew it meant shit why on earth would he call his product Shyte and have #eatshyte as its catchline? Even Brian Butterfield wouldn't be that inept.

[Norton Canes]

We're talking about it now aren't we? I doubt that would be the case if he'd called it Chocolite or whatever.

Myself, I'm looking forward to a delicious bar of Tyrd later.

[biggytitbo]

Talking about it yeah, but I doubt any of us are buying it, unless its for a joke. Maybe thats the target market, people who buy 'plop' and other amusingly title foreign confectionary to give to people as joke presents?

[Ray Travez]

Myself, I'm looking forward to a delicious bar of Tyrd later.

Hahaha!

[biggytitbo]

We're talking about it now aren't we? I doubt that would be the case if he'd called it Chocolite or whatever.

Myself, I'm looking forward to a delicious bar of Tyrd later.

#gobbletyrd

[spamwangler]

#TyrdIsTheWord

[Ray Travez]

When I'm eating my Tyrd bar, I like nothing better than to wash it down with a delicious can of Kold Pyss

[biggytitbo]

Personally I prefer a nice glass of spyunk.

[spamwangler]

fairplay we are being fucking hilarious in this thread.

looking forward to all of these posts showing up in the last post that made you kerspunk with laughter thread

[Zero Gravitas]

Goes for nearly £60 per kilo, that's madness, and the chocolate looks wonky too, very cack-handed. Freddos are a fraction of the cost and they always look divine.

Poorly tempered too, doesn't even look close to chocolate V, seized chocolate II with lumps of IV, utter shyte.

[Barry Admin]

Love an occasional Freddo bar, me. And a Chuppa Chups. And a Slush Puppie.

[BlodwynPig]

I've ordered the root beer and madagascan vanilla bag.

[Barry Admin]

Personally I prefer a nice glass of spyunk.

Haven't you seen this guys liquid refreshment products? "Protein Is Super Healthy" is the slogan.

[Dex Sawash]

If you crave shyte too much  there is always

[thenoise]

For something obviously marketed as a novelty, it should be priced to match - 99p at the checkout, something to make up your secret Santa to it's full fiver.

I bet it tastes .... dreadful.

_{I prefer Hyman Excryment etc}

[mothman]

People seem to be getting quite amused by "nut butter" products recently. It's just fucking childish.

[biggytitbo]

[Butchers Blind]

[Paul Calf]

The fastest wine in the world

[Ray Travez]

from Diane Morgan's twitter-

[idunnosomename]

X-Cream mint

[shiftwork2]

Rude food thread?



It's the picture that cracks me up.

[gilbertharding]