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Is UKIP Cllr Philip Winter a Real Thing that Exists, in this Universe?

Started by Blumf, April 28, 2018, 02:24:30 PM

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Blumf

(For some reason he's in the Cosby thread. He needs one of his own though...)

Quote from: Fambo Number Mive on April 27, 2018, 02:20:41 PM
Cllr Philip Winter

https://twitter.com/Cllr_Winter (NSFW, tweets will most likely offend)

Which opens up a whole world of what surely must be a parody account.

https://twitter.com/Cllr_Winter/status/985522799765803009 (NSFW)
QuoteCllr Philip Winter  @Cllr_Winter Apr 15

Why does one get so many American Prostitutes following my Tweets?
I am befuddled by such popularity!
Does Donald Trump get an even bigger Mail sack?

But no, he is:

Quote from: Fambo Number Mive on April 27, 2018, 02:42:16 PM
No

https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/ukip-councillor-philip-winter-cleared-963733

https://www.ukipsouthwest.org.uk/ukip-gloucester-councillors.php

Quote from: daf on April 27, 2018, 03:41:56 PM
QuoteCllr Phillip Winter

Getting really exciting now, just a few short minutes away to hear once again the most famous speech ever stated.
BBC Radio 4 2000hrs for Enoch Powell.
Jolly fine fellow. I invited him to tea back in the day you know.
Had the pleasure of meeting Enoch at a charity do before he passed away. Incredibly down to earth and actually VERY funny!

Which leads too...

Quote from: canadagoose on April 27, 2018, 03:44:11 PM
Someone please, please tweet this at the UKIP tosser.

Quote from: Monsieur Verdoux on April 27, 2018, 03:53:19 PM
done

https://twitter.com/JeanRobin54/status/989879844954673152

Quote from: Monsieur Verdoux on April 27, 2018, 11:55:11 PM
FUCKING LOL he liked it



Loving it.

So a celebration of a true UKIP hero Councillor Philip Winter (and a hat tip to Monsieur Verdoux)

Blumf

https://twitter.com/Cllr_Winter/status/982971399018045440
QuoteCllr Philip Winter  @Cllr_Winter

I believe the current spate of violent youth crime has its roots within disease, and more apparent in Asian/African cultures.
What I deem the illness effecting mental capacity to-be is Encephalitis Lethargica!
UKIP would invest adequate funding in secure Mental Health facilities.

canadagoose

Can't believe he described ABBA as "arian" [sic]. Even that seems too extreme for your average Kipper.

Blumf

Yeah, that "arian" comment is a little too on the nose. Plus, aren't ABBA only half Aryan? Two of them being filthy untermensch brunettes.

https://twitter.com/Cllr_Winter/status/980398074613977088
QuoteCllr Philip Winter  @Cllr_Winter Apr 1
Replying to @MichelleDewbs @Lord_Sugar

It was only a while back that the Black and White Minstrel show kept the nation watching Tv on a Saturday evening. And Bernard Manning ran packed house stage show every evening!
Just get over this made up left-wing nonsense, and remember what Anglo Saxon humour is really about!!

Johnny Yesno

Quote from: Blumf on April 28, 2018, 02:57:09 PM
Yeah, that "arian" comment is a little too on the nose. Plus, aren't ABBA only half Aryan? Two of them being filthy untermensch brunettes.

Aryan, Brunette, Brunette, Aryan.

So obvious in retrospect.



Buelligan

Quote from: Blumf on April 28, 2018, 02:40:29 PM
https://twitter.com/Cllr_Winter/status/982971399018045440
QuoteCllr Philip Winter  @Cllr_Winter

I believe the current spate of violent youth crime has its roots within disease, and more apparent in Asian/African cultures.
What I deem the illness effecting mental capacity to-be is Encephalitis Lethargica!
UKIP would invest adequate funding in secure Mental Health facilities.

And yet, the very next day, he twits

QuoteCllr Philip Winter  @Cllr_Winter
Apr 9
Time to turn a few Caravans over!

@CllrBSilvester
'Won't rest till they get revenge'
Traveller's chilling warning to hero pensioner as he and his disabled wife remain under police guard amid fears of reprisal attack,
& a shrine is built for the BURGLAR at OAP's home....

It must be more catching than he thought.  It could be fatal so, I suppose, one shouldn't laugh.  I wonder if he likes dogs.

gib


Genevieve

I do have a slight doubt because in that Bristol Post article it says: "Mr Winter has since reported the tweet to Twitter and closed the account." so is there any chance there was a hacker and they've re-opened it?  But then there were photos of his mum and inside his house, seems a bit elaborate. 

a duncandisorderly

Quote from: Johnny Yesno on April 28, 2018, 03:13:10 PM
Aryan, Brunette, Brunette, Aryan.

So obvious in retrospect.

more karma. though the awful truth is that anni-frid's father was a german soldier. not that it makes a jot of difference.

I wonder if mr winter knows how many characters he's wasting in his tweets with all these stray apostrophes of his. pillock.
he really is nasty.

marquis_de_sad

QuoteAnd Bernard Manning ran packed house stage show every evening!
Just get over this made up left-wing nonsense, and remember what Anglo Saxon humour is really about!!

Bernard Manning had Russian Jewish ancestry.

buttgammon


buttgammon

Quote from: jobotic on April 28, 2018, 03:14:14 PM
He's probably reading this.

I hope he is, because it means he will see me calling him a verminous shitbag.

BlodwynPig

One way to find out...

"I hereby call for the beheading of Cllr..."

Genevieve

He seems so thick I reckon he thinks Twitter is the internet, I doubt he's clicked away from his own profile yet.

hermitical

Quote from: buttgammon on April 28, 2018, 05:18:37 PM
He's a verminous shitbag.

A verminous shitbag with a lovely Spice rack (he's surprisingly brazen about his drug paraphernalia)


BlodwynPig

Quote from: hermitical on April 28, 2018, 06:25:39 PM
A verminous shitbag with a lovely Spice rack (he's surprisingly brazen about his drug paraphernalia)



Beige man reclines in his Windsor Electric Rise Recliner, kicks off his hush puppies, settles down with his not overly seasoned lamb pie and vegetables, and sticks the Goebbels documentary VHS on...in the gloaming.

Lemming

He fucking can't be real, and yet, there he is, mentioned on reasonably reliable news sites and on the (presumably legit?) UKIP Southwest site. "Arian" ABBA, come the fuck on.

Is there anything we can collectively do now that we've found out about this pillock? Report him to... any... agency or anything? Or are we resigned to just sitting here and laughing in shock?

Genevieve

I've just reported him to Twitter for his comments on Travellers and that one about people of different races all looking the same.  It asks for up to five tweets to give them an overall picture so I scrolled through a few.  While doing so I noticed the other side of Philip, the side that brings out the words "young lady": https://twitter.com/search?q=%40cllr_winter%20young%20lady&src=typd  Worth a look if you've eaten something bad and need to bring it up quickly.

Genevieve

https://twitter.com/Cllr_Winter/status/918584624363769856  In this one he's tried to chat up Myleene Klass through the BBC News Twitter handle, then liked his own tweet.

itsfredtitmus

lol i thought it was a shitty parody account like barry stanton but hes real

Genevieve

Quote from: hermitical on April 28, 2018, 06:25:39 PM
A verminous shitbag with a lovely Spice rack (he's surprisingly brazen about his drug paraphernalia)


He contacted Sainsbury's to tell them they need to move the text on the spice jars because of his new spice rack (with pic)!  I could cry.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Quote from: Genevieve on April 28, 2018, 07:54:56 PM
He contacted Sainsbury's to tell them they need to move the text on the spice jars because of his new spice rack (with pic)!  I could cry.

Laughed.


Blumf

Quote from: hermitical on April 28, 2018, 06:25:39 PM
A verminous shitbag with a lovely Spice rack (he's surprisingly brazen about his drug paraphernalia)



Six spices + pepper!




idunnosomename

Someone move my great Charles Causley parody to this thread. I thought for over a minute about that.

saltysnacks

Quote from: Genevieve on April 28, 2018, 08:11:17 PM
Clear the decks, everyone! https://twitter.com/Cllr_Winter/status/950462974690512896

What is it with right-wingers and children? I'm not going to say they're all paedophiles, but they are definitely all paedophiles.