Is UKIP Cllr Philip Winter a Real Thing that Exists, in this Universe?

[Gonzo]

Where's Milverton to tell us this is normal manly behaviour, the likes of which us emasculated lefties have lost all comprehension of (because of commulism)?

[Genevieve]

Then he complained to the lad doing the papers on SkyNews that they spent too much time chatting to get round to "that pretty girl in the red coat" - brrrrrrrrr.  Not that they're all paedophiles but he clearly watches Sky News with a box of Kleenex mansize at the ready.

[jobotic]

Woah now come on. He said when she's 21. WHEN SHE'S 21.

What's wrong with that?

[jobotic]

He's probably reading this

I hope he is, because it means he will see me calling him a verminous shitbag.

Yeah, I hope so. I wasn't suggesting you toned it down.

[Monsieur Verdoux]

[Genevieve]

He didn't mention his haddock in that one (but he was thinking about it).

https://twitter.com/Cllr_Winter/status/958495921167327232 Definitely a euphemism.
He's done that "confusing his own thoughts with hers" thing there, 'wait she's older than I thought, do I want to take her out to try my haddock?'

and "Stone Roses consider re-write" https://twitter.com/Cllr_Winter/status/951800512361398272

"Hear your tongue" https://twitter.com/Cllr_Winter/status/893218347181121536 There is no doubt - euphemism.

[jobotic]

Hmmm.

http://www.almondsburyparishcouncil.gov.uk/documents/register_of_interests/ROI_Phillip_Winter.pdf

[Monsieur Verdoux]

(Slightly NSFW) https://i.imgur.com/keJholz.png

[Monsieur Verdoux]

[Monsieur Verdoux]

[canadagoose]

What was he like when he was younger, I wonder? I can never imagine these sorts of people as ever having been younger than 45.

[Monsieur Verdoux]

he clearly watches Sky News with a box of Kleenex mansize at the ready.

[Monsieur Verdoux]

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I can't believe any of this stuff isn't a parody of some kind, because it reads too much like someone's exaggerated idea of what a UKIP politician is like. I just can't picture someone writing these tweets sincerely, and, even if it is him, he's got to be taking the piss.

[Monsieur Verdoux]

[Monsieur Verdoux]

what the fuck is wrong with this guy

[canadagoose]

I can't believe any of this stuff isn't a parody of some kind, because it reads too much like someone's exaggerated idea of what a UKIP politician is like. I just can't picture someone writing these tweets sincerely, and, even if it is him, he's got to be taking the piss.

The fact that it's actually vaguely believable (and I'm inclined to think it's real) is pretty depressing. This is what people vote for in actual local elections. God help us.

[Monsieur Verdoux]

[Monsieur Verdoux]

playa

[Genevieve]

It's the viewers who undermine credibility and gravitas. 

I do think UKIP have a policy that they should say this stuff to get attention, then thickos will remember their names in the polling booth and go "they said he shouldn't say darkies, let's vote for him".

[Lemming]

Still can't accept this cunt as being a real person. Any chance he's some kind of extremely committed performance artist infiltrating UKIP?

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Some of you need to get out more, these bigots are ten-a-penny in the thousands of small towns across the UK.

[Monsieur Verdoux]

[Genevieve]

I'm ill in bed, this is all I can do to keep in touch!
https://twitter.com/Cllr_Winter/status/823605916423639045  Looks like Sarah Jane Mee knocked him back.  (the comments on the instagram picture are amusingly off-message too).

[Paul Calf]

Not for nothing is it known as the party of bitter old reactionaries who are pissed off that they can't slap the bints around like they used to.

[Monsieur Verdoux]

this tweet is like if @dril was homophobe

[Genevieve]

"you must admit that some woman today are nasty spiteful power hungry men haters" https://twitter.com/Cllr_Winter/status/960885756033224704  Oh Philip, thank you for explaining, yes we are such bitches why don't we just shut up and get back in the kitchen.  "My dear" is a useful search term.

[marquis_de_sad]

Some of you need to get out more, these bigots are ten-a-penny in the thousands of small towns across the UK.

Not all of us are as wise and worldly as you.

[Sebastian Cobb]

If you're only using 6 spices you'd be much better off with a masala dabba.

[Monsieur Verdoux]