Is UKIP Cllr Philip Winter a Real Thing that Exists, in this Universe?

[Monsieur Verdoux]

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Not all of us are as wise and worldly as you.

I'm not wise or worldly, so yes, if you or others don't think this person is real and don't think he is multiplied across every little Englander town and village across the country it seems a fair comment for me to have made.

[Paul Calf]

"you must admit that some woman today are nasty spiteful power hungry men haters" https://twitter.com/Cllr_Winter/status/960885756033224704  Oh Philip, thank you for explaining, yes we are such bitches why don't we just shut up and get back in the kitchen.  "My dear" is a useful search term.

He self-liked that one too.

[Genevieve]

I searched women with his handle and got nothing from him.  Seems you have to put woman or wimmin.

[itsfredtitmus]

https://twitter.com/Cllr_Winter/status/823503179811852288

[Monsieur Verdoux]

[Monsieur Verdoux]

https://twitter.com/Cllr_Winter/status/823503179811852288

the legend begins

[itsfredtitmus]

[Monsieur Verdoux]

what

[Genevieve]

"down by knickers" https://twitter.com/Cllr_Winter/status/961649782270971906
I was already thinking he should get help, as that chap said.  If you read this Philip - get help, it's not too late.

[Monsieur Verdoux]

In response to a Sun article about a Jeep climbing a vertical rock face:

[Genevieve]

Even though gravity is against you?!

[Paul Calf]

Bleak.

[canadagoose]

Does this guy use the words "hot totty" unironically? I bloody bet he does, the dirty old bollocks.

[Rocket Surgery]

It's really not like me to overestimate human beings, but I'm having a hard time believing some of these. Has old frog-face been challenged on it yet?

[Lemming]

Enjoy some more anti-Muslim bullshite:

https://twitter.com/Cllr_Winter/status/984520680984096769

Or, if you'd prefer pathetic anti-Muslim sentiment to be mixed into equally pathetic misogyny:

https://twitter.com/Cllr_Winter/status/961728688600567809

I'm not wise or worldly, so yes, if you or others don't think this person is real and don't think he is multiplied across every little Englander town and village across the country it seems a fair comment for me to have made.

It's not that people like him don't exist, it's just that it all seems too good (or awful) to be true. He fulfils every UKIP stereotype so intensely that he'd be accused of being written unrealistically and unfairly if he was a fictional comedy character.

[jobotic]

We know they exist but they tend to tone it down a notch when they become councillors.

[Monsieur Verdoux]

WHY CAN'T THIS MAN GET THE HANG OF APOSTROPHES

[Monsieur Verdoux]

Enjoy some more anti-Muslim bullshite:

https://twitter.com/Cllr_Winter/status/984520680984096769

whoa

[Rocket Surgery]

WHY CAN'T THIS MAN GET THE HANG OF APOSTROPHES

I know that's clearly the least objectionable thing about this, but it is making my skin ache. If it does turn out to be a parody I'll be the first to doff my hat.

[Genevieve]

Does this guy use the words "hot totty" unironically? I bloody bet he does, the dirty old bollocks.

No, sadly the only hot things are the pants, the air, Ivanka's chocolate and repeated mentions of the poker he wants to insert into Communists.  It's looking like a bit of an obsession tbh: https://twitter.com/Cllr_Winter/status/971438895538860040 *psst he's been back on Twitter for the past half hour*

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

We know they exist but they tend to tone it down a notch when they become councillors.

Possibly, although he's a UKIP 'councillor'.

[Monsieur Verdoux]

this man never stops wanking

[jobotic]

Possibly, although he's a UKIP 'councillor'.

Yeah, and we have a couple of Tories here who retweet far-right stuff without seeming to have the faintest idea that it might be frowned upon, not to mention insulting their own constituents. Oddly the only Kipper keeps himself to himself.

This kind of showboating is rare though, surely?

[Sebastian Cobb]

Should I ever get into power and install my reich, people who use multiple exclamation marks will be amongst the first up against the wall.

[Lemming]

https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&q=%40cllr_winter%20godly&src=typd

Laughs ahoy as he determines things to be Godly or Not Godly

[Genevieve]

Has old frog-face been challenged on it yet?

The frog never replies to his tweets, but there's always a toady around. https://twitter.com/Cllr_Winter/status/900734082417664001
He seems to hate Henry Bolton though, I think it was him that suspended him for a bit.

[Monsieur Verdoux]

[Lemming]

the solution:



takeaway's:



scandal:

[monkfromhavana]

Should I ever get into power and install my reich, people who use multiple exclamation marks will be amongst the first up against the wall.

What about people like my boss, who ends every sentence with an exclamation mark.