Has anyone got a photo of Andrew Mitchell MP with his penis out?

[Icehaven]

Cos I need one.

[Emma Raducanu]

Best of luck

[Alberon]

There you go.



Never said you could see the penis, but rest assured, it is out.

[Icehaven]

Dunt count.

[Ferris]

How much you offering? I got a shot of the goods from the roof of the Wyndley swimming baths near his constituency home. It'll cost you though.

[Glebe]

Will this do instead?

[Dr Trouser]

Sorry it took so long, it was in my 'specialist' folder and took ages to find

NSFW (as it's Andrew Mitchell with his cock out, obviously)

I hope you enjoy masturbating to it as much as I have.

[Glebe]

Laughing.*

*And wanking, of course.