If you were in the audience of Question Time, what question would you ask?

[ollyboro]

Do any of the panel believe that any other member of the panel is a nonce?

[ollyboro]

If the panel were all in a hot air balloon which was losing altitude at a dramatic rate, and somebody had to be jettisoned to save everybody else, who would the rest of the panel choose to throw Piers Morgan out with his cock stuffed down his throat?

[poo]

Have you ever gobbed down a foreskin?

[Depressed Beyond Tables]

Should be called "Skirting 'round the Answers Time".




_{Sorry, that was unfair.}

[Pdine]

I think it was The Right Honourable George Wigg, Labour member for Dudley, who observed in 1949 that - for the Tory Party and its then leader Winston Churchill - 'the wogs begin at Calais'. Are any of the panel wogs?

[Beagle 2]

Do you understand fruit machines?

[Dr Rock]

GET ON WIV IT!

[Consignia]

If I were to ask the other panel member, which door leads to freedom, what would they say?

[Buelligan]

Depends if Aldous Huxley was on the panel but he's dead so they might need a special microphone.

[Fabian Thomsett]

Can we end capitalism? PLEEEEEAAAASSSSSE?

[Consignia]

I have a fox, a chicken and some grain. I only have one place in my boat. The fox will eat the chicken if left alone, and the chicken will eat the grain. How do I get them across the channel, and how long will I spend waiting in customs?

[sevendaughters]

I was in the audience for Any Questions and I asked something about austerity affecting higher education and John Timpson rambled on about how when he set up his keys & shoes empire it was different and it was shit and pointless and now I sincerely think asking questions is shit.

[Trojan_Jockey]

Do the panel think that the way the current government have handled the current situation is a disgrace?

[sweeper]

Why are Five Star so fucking crap?

[Dr Rock]

Does the panel agree that there was enough room on that fucking bit of wood for Jack at the end of Titanic, or they could have at least took turns on it?

[Dr Rock]

Does the panel agree it's fucking obvious to anyone with half a brain that Die Hard is a ghost in The Sixth Sense?

[Gregory Torso]

Which of you bitches wants to dance?

[Dr Rock]

At the end of Indiana Jones right, when the Ark Of The Covenant is put in a box with all of them other boxes, does the panel think those boxes also contain powerful religious artifacts and that, or that it's be lost by bureaucracy, as it were? Also does the panel agree Star Wars is better than Indiana Jones. Thanks x

[Dannyhood91]

Does anyone want owt from three shop?

[Sebastian Cobb]

Which politician would you most like to down in a bucket and why?

[Dr Rock]

Does the panel agree that the shark Roy Schneider kills at the end of Jaws might have been a different shark?

[Howj Begg]

What's the worst thing to ever come out of your anus?

[Jerzy Bondov]

Do dogs have clits?

[idunnosomename]

Can I ask the members of the panel, why do you never see white dog shit anymore? You used to see it everywhere as a kid. Where did it all go? Is it something do with the food or something?

[Dr Rock]

Does the panel like big butts? And they cannot lie.

[Fabian Thomsett]

Do the Russians love their children too?

[Dr Rock]

If you were in the audience of Question Time, what question would you ask?

[Jerzy Bondov]

Remember the Turtles?

[thraxx]

Here would be my question:

'I am Granitas of legend! Three times I will demand truth of you. Three times you will answer! Fail and I shall feed on you! Now listen puny flesh: 'speak my name and you speak not - what am I?!'

Upon answering i may answer either 'falsehood!' or 'truth accepted!'.

[Bazooka]

How long can one survive only consuming Billy Bear ham?