Massive garden gnomes

[Fambo Number Mive]

Remember when garden gnomes were small, china and tasteful? Now ASDA are selling massive plastic garden gnomes, horrible garish things. Who buys them? Why would you want such a thing? Is it to scare off cats?

[BlodwynPig]

Same people who bought small ones back in the 80s, i.e. Barrymore's People for the Greyties

[Sebastian Cobb]

gnomes were never tasteful.

[Glebe]

$3.95, Asda, Poundland and Safeway.

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I guess the larger gnomes are for people with much worse aim.

[Drop Dead Fred]

The neighbour's house across the way has about 8 gnomes of various sizes and shades of ghastliness. I've been known to move them around to slightly different positions when I'm coming home after dark. They(the neighbours, not the gnomes) also have enough 'Nanny's Household Rules' and 'Live Laugh Love' twee bollocks horseshit in their house to fill a B&M lorry. The neighbours are cunts though.

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I wanted to suddenly share a gif of the gnome in A Close Shave that appears when the bike goes over the pond, holding a little spinning sign saying "GO".  The only half-decent gnome that has ever existed.

There is seemingly no gif of that on the internet so you have to have this one instead from Curse of the Were-Rabbit.



I don't like it.

[Sherman Krank]

Yours for only £236.85

[Glebe]

I seen one today in Asda for £5.99.