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No offence.

Started by Replies From View, May 07, 2018, 01:09:29 PM

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Replies From View

Oh wow - I didn't think you would be able to draw like this!  No offence.

'Interesting' choice of clothes.  No offence.

I assume that you live alone?  No offence.

Ah, no thanks.  I don't need chewing gum from you.  No offence.

Don't cook for me; I'll eat before I visit.  No offence.

Eating for two are you?  Haha!  No offence.

Maybe you could try using more soap next time you wash yourself?  No offence.

Sorry; I keep looking around the room only for someone more interesting to talk to.  No offence.

checkoutgirl

Shit idea for a thread, no offence.

Replies From View

A thread can only be as great as its contributors make it, no offence.

Spoon of Ploff

A bad defence there.

Replies From View

Your personality is underpinned with a smothering blandness.  No offence.

Your eyes seem to suck light out of the room; they are awful.  No offence.

thraxx


Yon barrier yir buildin thair's a wall. No a fence.

Gregory Torso

Your baby looks and smells like a wad of gasoline-soaked Charmin. No offence, mate.

Your wife looks like a blind man's painting of a snowman. No offence, pal.

Spoon of Ploff

      NO OFFENCE

    POUR L'HOMME

Replies From View

You don't deserve all the nutrition that one piece of scampi contains.  No offence.

Sebastian Cobb

BIG JOBS!

No offence.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

"I despise you, every part of you, cumspatter. No offence"

Glebe

"£2.99 in Poundland?" Er, no thank you. No offence!"

dex

"I hope your business folds and you get cancer. No offence."

BlodwynPig

The 49'ers just lack the attacking prowess today. No offence

checkoutgirl

Lynn, technically your life is not worth insuring, no offence.

Please can I have sex with this 3 year old girl now that she's 21? No offence. (I know)

You look balder in person than on the telly, no offence.

You will almost certainly die a virgin who nobody loves or even likes, you are tolerated at best by anyone who has ever met you including your family and especially your mother who will make every effort to not be around you, no offence.

You are an even worse person that Peirs Morgan, indeed you are the only person on the planet who could make claim to that title, no offence.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Fat ugly French absurd gay - no offence

Glebe

No offence, but you're a profoundly ugly wanker!

checkoutgirl

No offence No offence No offence and No fanks. No offence.

seepage

Quote from: checkoutgirl on May 08, 2018, 01:29:59 PM
You are an even worse person that Peirs Morgan, indeed you are the only person on the planet who could make claim to that title, no offence.

that's Peirs Morgan, South East Essex' third-best Piers Morgan tribute act, no less, no offence

Glebe

I simply despise ye with every core of my being - no offence, as they say!

New Jack

What's on my spotless criminal record, you ask?


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Although I suppose its not spotless if it exists, but fuck that

Custard

A squashed duckling would look more appealing in that dress. No offense

Brian Freeze

That cop show with Paul Ritter? I'd push you out of bed for a third series.