A Scorcher

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A Belter
A Totaller
A One-Vest
A Cropped Kneer
A Reverse Shiter
A Brow Swelt
A '73
A Clam Chowder
A Beamer
A Sizzle-Faggot
A Gegrillt
An Excelsior
An Official Business
A Day Moon
A Sergio Leone
A Master of Plaster
A Five Hour Shiner
A Grandé
A Bossman
A Wammer
A Vole's Epoque
A Coffee and Bollocks
A Great Farthing
A Self-actualisation
A Plentywell
A Yielder
A Zeuser
A Roastling
A Pomme Frites
A Sloane Ranger
A Prettypolyp
A Timed Allowance
A Rack of Bangers

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A Volley Vont
A Dooblon Trond
A Begailesh Strat
An Eelin Grey
A Hoofin Board
A Tufty Teas
Tawdry Mange
A Spelling Bee
A Brie's Melter
Puff Daddy's Gape
A Piddlin-Shit
A Wheeza-Thon
A Gay-Icer
A Puffer's Fatty
A Breaded Duvet
A Hornet's Bash
A Lipid Harness
A Warm Goodnight
A Slug On You
A Stinking Ripe One
Mouldy Bedsheets

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

No I have never heard those used synonymously astride "A Scorcher".

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No I have never heard those used synonymously astride "A Scorcher".

It's not my fault you didn't grow up in Somerset.

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A Pug-Boned Gimp
A CG Snorefest

[spamwangler]

a Fuckton of Hottness All Up In This Bastard

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A Morbid Central Line
A Latex Mask Under Studio Lights (or 'A Kryten')
A Mouth Filled With The Driest Lint
A Backwards-Facing Car Journey
A Trip Through The Laminator
A Baker's Fantasy

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Until I was ten years old, a scorcher round my way was known as "Mrs Tibbit's Unfiltered Breast Water".  That's before we realised they were actually using mozzarella juice as the metaphor, and we just grew out of it.

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A Slutty Dogcatcher
A Fibreglass Hollandaise
A Weasel Monstermash

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Up until I was about ten years old we would call a scorcher "Rank Damukee's Compacted Onions and nearby Pottery Studios".  We thought we knew what it meant until on my tenth birthday the maths teacher rocked up and showed us what the metaphor really stood for:  six turtle eggs that he had crushed in rage on the day I was born, because he understood what my birth would go on to represent for him, the school maths department and maths in the world more generally.  Childhood died for us all that day, and we started saying "a scorcher" instead of "Rank Damukee's Compacted Onions and nearby Pottery Studios".

[BlodwynPig]

A sun dried pomato
A parched gasp
A sandpaper wank

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A Mantis Husk
Desiccated Jams
A Rasping Yet Feminine Voice

[Gregory Torso]

A bobby melter
A blind whitey
An arseful o' the golden gas
God's guffed
A real melanomathon

[Twit 2]

A Nuffield Tit Pincher

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A Peeled Citroën
A Leaning Posset
Cropped Edges
Humbled Beef
Nutkins' Pride

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An Undone Penis
A Duke Nukem
A Latterday Lazenby or Attenborough
Towel Pressure
Norton's Anti-Freeze X

[Glebe]

An umphlagee.

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This thread reminds me that until I was the age of about ten, the gang and I referred to a scorcher as "The Jeremy Irons Encroachment of Withering Smog".  It was a piano teacher who introduced the term to us, and sure enough when I stopped learning the piano, I reverted to calling a scorcher "a scorcher" again.

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This thread has reminded me actually that up until I hit the giddy age of about ten, most of the folk in my neighbourhood would refer to a scorcher as "Basil Nomadson's Colostomy Despair or Huntington's" because we were enamoured by the way that each of our donated coins would spool through the charity collection boxes of our local hypermarket.  We stopped calling it that in the end, of course.  You just reach a point where you grow apart from one another and do your own thing.