Eurovision Thread 2018.

[Mr Eggs]

^^Yes. Also saggy leather trousers on that rose prick.

A shambles in the trouser department all round.

[daf]

14. GREECE :   Yianna Terzi   "Oniro Mou"
The Talons of Wang Chung

[Mr Eggs]

If yer song is shithouse, paint yer hand blue.

[daf]

15. FINLAND :   Saara Aalto   "Monsters"
Wheel of Fartune

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16. ARMENIA :   Sevak Khanagyan   "Qami"
Beardhenge

[Mr Eggs]

This Armenian bloke should have painted his hand blue

[Mr Eggs]

Oi Switzerland! Yer shit.

[daf]

17. SWITZERLAND :   ZiBBZ   "Stones"
Skinny Jeans & Flares

[rjd2]

Oi Switzerland! Yer shit.

but mother of God isn't she pretty?

[Mr Eggs]

but mother of God isn't she pretty?

I've erased her from my mind

[Mr Eggs]

That Irish lad looked like his shoes were 7 sizes too big

[daf]

18. IRELAND :   Ryan O'Shaughnessy    "Together"
Two fellers!

[Mr_Simnock]

Just tuned into this now, my word that Cypriot woman is making me dribble.

[Mr Eggs]

This Poundland Shakira from Cyprus is one of the favourites?

[daf]

19. CYPRUS :   Eleni Foureira   "Fuego"
Hot Pants

[rjd2]

This Poundland Shakira from Cyprus is one of the favourites?

She is the favourite at the moment.

[Mr Eggs]

Belarus and Greece the worst.

Macedonia the best for her arse and that pillock on bass.

[DrGreggles]

Highlight - Cypriot lass' arse
Lowlight - Czech hipster cunt

[Mr_Simnock]

Oh my that Finnish entrant is amazing.. Saara Aalto



Reminds me of my fave tennis player....Aggy....

[gmoney]

I'm backing Israel.

[Mr Eggs]

I had a throwaway tenner on Macedonia so cheering them on, but on reflection not a good idea, not that good is it?

You wuz robbed.

[rjd2]

You wuz robbed.

Sad times.

I assume Ireland are through due to a pity vote over Brexit, not ideal but a win is a win and it was a stacked semi final.

People seem upset Switzerland are not through, but ignoring her pretty face its not very good.

Next semi final is Thursday and Alexander and his violin is back.

[mothman]

The ones I thought should get through - Estonia, Lithuania, Cyprus - did, so I'm happy. Gave Belgium a pity vote.

But, fuck, is our song boring or what? I actually forgot how it went while I was listening to it. And there's something about her that just annoys me - when I can remember her at all. On Twitter I likened her to the Glyph from The Ballad Of Halo Jones, one for the "wasted cultural references" thread, there...

[DrGreggles]

Next semi final is Thursday and Alexander and his violin is back.

Looks like Thursday should be far more bat shit mental.

[daf]

1.   NORWAY :   Alexander Rybak  -  "That's How You Write A Song"
CGI Air-Scribble

[Mr Eggs]

Smash his cunt face in with a pan

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2.   ROMANIA :   The Humans  -  "Goodbye"
Oiled Sex-Bot Army

[Mr Eggs]

Her tits are gonna fall oot that dress

[daf]

3.   SERBIA :   Sanja Ilić & Balkanika  -  "Nova Deca"
Hairy Pipe

[Mr Eggs]

Is this The Church of Satan?