Spotted: Royal Wedding Tat.

[biggytitbo]

Didn't know Harry had a cleft chin. Good job Harry didn't have a couple of zits on his for head when that photo was taken though.

[biggytitbo]

This is absolutely hideous

[not friend]

Archie Lovett, aged 46.

[Cuellar]

'Rose-fingered monstrosity finds love'

[not friend]

It's difficult to tell what skin colour tone Archie has chosen for Megan.

[Trojan_Jockey]

This is absolutely hideous

Is that the blood of dead Afghanis smeared on Harry's chin?

[Alberon]

This is absolutely hideous

King Rollo is marrying a dalek?


To be fair, that I would actually watch.

[Attila]

Hello, London calling here -- or actually me before I head over to the continent for a bit of leave-break from exams. Anyway, I didn't get a photo, but River Island is selling plain white t-shirts at some extortionate price that say, simply, 'Harry, marry ME'.

I really missed a calling, not going into marketing.

Meanwhile, I've been asked by a group of Americans on the Tube if I were here for the wedding. Apparently they are; they told me their life story between Leicester Square and Russell Square. They've come all the way from North Dakota to see the wedding, trip of a lifetime. Okie doke, I guess. (they do plan to see other things, like Trallyfagger Square.)

[Blue Jam]

"MOISTURISE ME"

[Replies From View]

Archie Lovett, aged 46.

Always thought he went downhill when he left Red Dwarf in 1989.

[Gulftastic]

Free bits of Royal Wedding cake in the Merrion Centre* in Leeds today. It tkaes a lot for me to turn down free cake, but as my part in bringing down the monarchy, I did so today. Up the revolution!



*shopping centre that inspired the name of the Leigh Francis character Avid Merrion.

[Clatty McCutcheon]

A gelatinous porcine creature from a make-believe world is getting married...

[BlodwynPig]

Merkle's father banned from wedding for decking Henry

[BlodwynPig]

Rachel Johnson "no longer will our royals marry some horse-faced German princess"

Oh dear Rachel...do you use a fucking mirror...cunt

[idunnosomename]

Oh great as if eating pig's faces isn't weird enough. Now you can eat a bride and groom. Did they do this for the more important royal wedding, rather than this awkward ginger runt marrying some american actress who is going to be nothing but trouble believe me.

[Cuellar]

I hope everyone with even an ironic interest in this farce gets their eyes burned out in a Raiders of the Lost Ark-style mass blinding event when Harry and Thingy get off with each other at the ceremony.

[idunnosomename]

Why just an ironic interest. Are you assuming it is impossible to have a sincere one

[Replies From View]

Quite funny that Future Princess Woman's dad is just some bloke in Mexico who doesn't know what the fuck is going on.  I know fuck-all about kidspeak, but I sense that the expression on his face is the very definition of "lol wut".

[Cuellar]

Why just an ironic interest. Are you assuming it is impossible to have a sincere one

Anyone ironically interested or above - don't worry, the sincere people will also have their eyes burned out.

[im barry bethel]

Merkle's father banned from wedding for decking Henry

Top story on the BBC 6 o'clock news...Princess Soots dad might not make the wedding

Second story...more confrontations in the Gaza Strip as Palestinian injuries reach 2000

[ollyboro]

It's a shit business.

[kalowski]

And there's the winner, right there. I burst out laughing at the Harry cozzie; it was a good minute before I scrolled across and realised the American actress was also there. Love  Harry's chin/minge.

Chinge.

[idunnosomename]

Anyone ironically interested or above - don't worry, the sincere people will also have their eyes burned out.

Phew

Top story on the BBC 6 o'clock news...Princess Soots dad might not make the wedding

Second story...more confrontations in the Gaza Strip as Palestinian injuries reach 2000

Fuckin hell. Oh well it is TV. It was pretty low down on Radio 4 *sips  brandy*

[Attila]

Anyone ironically interested or above - don't worry, the sincere people will also have their eyes burned out.

That's why I'm going to use someone else's eyes.

[biggytitbo]

Still holding out that Phil, knowing he is nearing oblivion, decides to take them all out. Highly unlikely anyone in security would suspect the unusual girth his midriff was a suicide bomb.

[asids]

Free bits of Royal Wedding cake in the Merrion Centre* in Leeds today. It tkaes a lot for me to turn down free cake, but as my part in bringing down the monarchy, I did so today. Up the revolution!

So you were having your cake and eating it?

[idunnosomename]

Still holding out that Phil, knowing he is nearing oblivion, decides to take them all out. Highly unlikely anyone in security would suspect the unusual girth his midriff was a suicide bomb.

Hope springs eternal he can throw a racial slur at her

[hermitical]

Where I work supplied rose petals for the wedding tea, if I'd have known in advance I could have sabotaged it

[Dex Sawash]

Mrs Dex is pretty excited, the former local bishop (now bishop of chicago or.something) is doing the homily. He is a pretty infectiously positive guy for a god-botherer. If anyone spots a pack of royal wedding playing cards, post me the Bishop Curry¹ card.



1. bishop curry sounds like it is probably chunks of penis with lentils

[Attila]

Still holding out that Phil, knowing he is nearing oblivion, decides to take them all out. Highly unlikely anyone in security would suspect the unusual girth his midriff was a suicide bomb.

A Fiat Uno comes roaring up the aisle with the duke strapped to the front like Tom Hardy in that latest Mad Max film, right at the part where they ask if anyone has any objections.