MATTER OF FACT AFTERLIFE, THAT NEW RICKY GERVAIS THING THATS NOT EVEN MADE YET

[Spoon of Ploff]

Come on lads. We know all we need to know. Lets speculate.

RICKY GERVAIS: Hows my wife then?

DOCTOR: I'm afraid she has been slain in horrific circumstances.

RICKY GERVAIS: Right. I'm off to find a religious person who's views I was able to quietly tolerate before, but who will now feel the full force of my outrage.

DOCTOR: But... you used to be so kind?

RELIGIOUS PERSON: She's in a better place now Ricky Gervais. Take comfort from that and let us pray.

RICKY GERVAIS: There is no God mate.

RELIGIOUS PERSON: Now then -

RICKY GERVAIS: C***!!!



_{(okay this may have been a mistake)}

[Replies From View]

GERVAIS:  Hello everyone I am the first person to ever conclude that there is no God.  Any questions?

[DangledTeeth]

Outtake for a possible DVD and Blu-ray

Ricky Gervais: There's no God, yeah. (Does horizontal cutting action of dismissal) Nothing there.

Richard Dawkins as Mayor of Afterlife Boulevard: Wehlllhl... the intermediate of a Devonian coelacanth is a remarkable specimen, and it doubtless proves that no deity exi-

Ricky Gervais: AH-HAH-HYAH-HAH-HA-HAUUAUAAH! OhhHHhhHhh! (To director) Sorry! Can we do tha' again?! His glasses make his eyes look all big.