Joggs gone glum on a queeg-pipe.

[Glebe]

I was speaking with Joggs earlier, and it appears that he may have gone glum on a queeg-pipe.

As he tells it, he was passing the local Tesco Express when he had the sudden urge to purchase a Funny Feet ice lolly. But as he was approaching the entrance, he was quite suddenly accosted by Big Mike, who offered to sell him a potent queeg-pipe for £10. And so, handing over the last tenner in his pocket with a sigh, he took the pipe and headed on down a side alley.

Well, within minutes he was feeling groggy. "Ooh, I don't feel so good, me head is going round!" he moaned. It was certainly a rather bitter experience, and one which he shall not look forward to experiencing again in the near future!

So, if you see Joggs, go easy. And remember... never snap up a queeg-pipe off some muggy stranger that you meet at a Tesco!

Poignant closing theme.

[Fambo Number Mive]

His eyes have a queeg-look about them. Did he smell of onions?

[Glebe]

His eyes have a queeg-look about them. Did he smell of onions?

Fennel, mate. Fennel.