2018 Gape Tax

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

ARE YOU AWARE?
commencing June 2018

1mm-5mm - 2% on all earnings
5mm-1cm - 4% on all earnings
1-4cm - 11% on all earnings
4cm- 8cm - 20% on all earnings
8cm+ Super Gape Tax of 40% applies

Gerontophiles EXEMPT

[pancreas]

Cue the applications for official gerontophile registration.

Honestly, the system just leaves itself open for abuse when it has such gaping holes in the legislation.

[biggytitbo]

[Gradual Decline]

Wow, Geoff Capes is 68 years old.

Looking good on it.

[Howj Begg]

Cue the applications for official gerontophile registration.

Honestly, the system just leaves itself open for abuse when it has such gaping holes in the legislation.

never heard it called that before

[seepage]

luckily got early wind of this, so my ERP package already has the relevant cost conditions configured. top tip: it's only payable on leaving a bonded warehouse

[Ferris]

luckily got early wind of this, so my ERP package already has the relevant cost conditions configured. top tip: it's only payable on leaving a bonded warehouse

Inside the EEA, yeah. Good luck when Brexit hits

[GMTV]

Scotland tinkering a millimetre here and there. Worth it.

[hamfist]

I've had velcro installed, and I release it when I get off the plane at Grand Cayman. They can't touch me there, just like Henri who can't touch the sides when he joins me there.

[thraxx]

Is this based on horizontal or vertical gape axis? 

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Is this based on horizontal or vertical gape axis?

Gape Escalator mate. Progressive, rather than the regressive flat 15% levy on ejaculate volume.

[thraxx]

Gape Escalator mate. Progressive, rather than the regressive flat 15% levy on ejaculate volume.

How often are the gape diameter returns submitted?  Who ratifies them? Is there a test for Amyl Nitrate Gape Avoidance Schemes?  They can't have thought this through.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

There is a self-assessment form (PAYG) or you can entrust the submission to your employers.

[Shit Good Nose]

I accidentally wrote "the full Kit-Kat" in the box where it asked for the size of my gape.  Just received a letter saying I'm going to the same prison they send all the TV licence dodgers to.

[Howj Begg]

'Twas my lord of Glendalough benedixed the gape for me that time at Long Entry, commanding the approaches to my intimast innermost.