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Phimotic Skeltonic

Started by saltysnacks, May 14, 2018, 02:54:04 PM

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saltysnacks

Hirsute and phimotic,
Chin to crown erotic,
The abundant hair
Hides what's under there
(My pants), lurking
Like a mole smirking,
With the cyclops hiding
From fear of deriding.

This amatuer skeltonic
Waxes on moronic,
That I am half Cabber,
Not mere Jibber-Jabber.
Even those with hair'
-'s lives are unfair.
A thing inside my pants
Resembles the eater of ants.