World's oldest woman wishes she was dead

[biggytitbo]

She almost certainly is only 42.

Yes, she is 42, and actually one of the big lookers in her village.

[samadriel]

Speaking of gerontophiles, she could make her living posing nude for "Old & Ready".  If they're turned on by regular old ladies, a centenarian should really get them going.

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Gerontophile is a great word.  It has an onomatopoeic quality of the noises those huffing, grumping, heavy-footed old farts make.

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Speaking of gerontophiles, she could make her living posing nude for "Old & Ready".  If they're turned on by regular old ladies, a centenarian should really get them going.

Kellogg's Old & Ready.

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Has anyone told her she doesn't have to dig holes?

Could be her grave I suppose.  And somebody has to dig that.

Of course the greatest irony would be spending every waking hour of your 150 year old life digging yourself a grave, only to find that you were going to be cremated.  I wonder if you would then fill in the grave out of spite.  "I don't see why anyone else should benefit from this if I can't!"  She seems like that kind of selfish type, don't you agree.

[idunnosomename]

Has anyone told her she doesn't have to dig holes?

Try tell old people you don't need to do any thing

You don't NEED to go to the post office to pick up your pension

You don't NEED to pay for your petrol at the kiosk to get a receipt

You don't NEED to lick your finger when you hand out bits of paper to people

Actually the last one is fucking disgusting just STOP IT

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Also that thing you do with your tongue, elongating it and lowering it down as you lift the fork or spoon up towards it:  not needed!  Keep tongue in mouth!

[Captain Z]

I hope she dies.

[biggytitbo]

Can we all just hope she dies, then we can get off home.

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To be honest I've been craving her death since I first heard about this.

Here's praying you get your wish old woman, and lose all your future birthdays down those fucking holes you can't stop digging xx

[biggytitbo]

When she dies people will say 'its what she would have wanted'.

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When she dies people will say 'its what she would have wanted'.

She might not die, of course.

[Sebastian Cobb]

She might not die, of course.

She wouldn't like that.

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She wouldn't like that.

That's why it would arguably be better.

[idunnosomename]

But would dig those holes?!?

[saltysnacks]

What a fucking cunt. When you think of those people who were mown down and raped by the Nazis then the Red Army, to hear that shit from someone who survived all of that is almost unbelievable.

I suppose you have to factor into things that she is an insane bitter old crone who was probably asked that on a bad day and whose utterances should be placed on a par with those noise extractor fans make.

Hope she lives another forty years and by then can only go "arrrgh".

Not only must you work and suffer your entire life, you must enjoy it too!

[Sebastian Cobb]

and next to the world's tallest dwarf we have the world's oldest ingrate, roll up roll up!

[Spoon of Ploff]

Dying's the easy way out, and much too good for this misery guts. Let her serve her time until she's paid in full for all her crimes.

[imitationleather]

Standard mid-life crisis case.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Not only must you work and suffer your entire life, you must enjoy it too!

Not your entire life but some of it. It's the monotony of the whining that gets to me. What love, you've never had a moment of contentment or joy in 120 years? Fuck up, you state.