Offended by the post above yours

[thraxx]

I dislike your use of caps

And your mum

If your Mum used caps, or a stronger spermicide, you wouldn't have been born.

[Dr Rock]

What's wrong with never being born?? Pro-life scum.

[ollyboro]

If your Mum used caps, or a stronger spermicide, you wouldn't have been born.

A word you used contained sperm. You know I've had to give it up for Ramadan.

[Custard]

Leave Dan out of it, you slag

[pancreas]

Leave Dan out of it, you slag

WTF, this is so insensitive. You know my Dad is the foreman at the local slag heap—and he's just been diagnosed with full-blown AIDS.

[Custard]

The above post awoke me from my sleep, it was typed so loudly

[pigamus]

Oh, what, with proper fingers, like what real men have got? NICE piece of Christy Brown From My Left Foot erasure there, you utter piece of filth.

[Custard]

The above poster's rudeness has offended me so much that I can't even finish typing this sente

[saltysnacks]

FINISH YOUR SENTENCE, CUNT!

[ollyboro]

FINISH YOUR SENTENCE, CUNT!

And fuck all those cunts out on probation doing great weeding and painting, eh? Pull the fucking ladder up, why don't you?

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU BE BANGING ON ABOUT LADDERS WHEN THERE'S A FUCKING ROYAL WEDDING ON

[Dr Rock]

LADDERS HOW INSENSITIVE TO THOSE WHO HAVE NO PERCETION OF UP AND DOWN JESUS CHRIST PEOPLE THIS IS 2081

[Sebastian Cobb]

MY DAD GOT TWATTED IN THE FACE WITH A LADDER BY JACKIE CHAN YOU INSENSITIVE CUNT.

[Gregory Torso]

What the fuck, you absolute ALL-CAPS twats? I have extremely sensitive, sexual eyes and the sight of all those erect letters has sent the horny part of my brain into a right tizzy.

[popcorn]

Says the poster with the "FUCK YOU" avatar.

[Noonling]

I don't care if you're just quoting, there's no excuse for that kind of language!

[popcorn]

I don't care if you're just quoting, there's no excuse for that kind of language!

Think you might be on the wrong forum, mate.

[Custard]

Had to return to Mumsnet forum, due to the cackswine above

[pancreas]

Had to return to Mumsnet forum, due to the cackswine above

Sorry? Are you admitting to cheating on us with Mumsnet? You gape me and disgust most of my anus.

[popcorn]

Sorry? Are you admitting to cheating on us with Mumsnet? You gape me and disgust most of my anus.

Yes, because women could never possibly offer a better forum experience than a bunch of middle-aged bald men.

[Dr Rock]

I'm not bald, pissface.

[spamwangler]

ah youre all such a funny bunch of lads

[Howj Begg]

ah youre all such a funny bunch of lads

Exclusionary language. There are approximately 3.7 females on this forum*. Sort it out.

*Probably just 3 now. Honestly fuck you.

[spamwangler]

Exclusionary language. There are approximately 3.7 females on this forum. Sort it out.

WHO IS THIS CUNT?

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

^ Brian Cant is dead, show some titting respect and spell his name properly you fucking SJW

[Spoon of Ploff]

^ Brian Cant is dead, show some titting respect and spell his name properly you fucking SJW

Respect has to be earned you malfunctioning haemoglobin.

[Golden E. Pump]

Respect has to be earned you malfunctioning haemoglobin.

Haemophiliacs are people too, tyrant lizard king.

[popcorn]

Haemophiliacs are people too, tyrant lizard king.

Nice strawman.

[Custard]

I told you never to mention straw around me!

I once tripped on some, outside a circus

DONT YOU REMEMBER

[Spoon of Ploff]

I told you never to mention straw around me!

I once tripped on some, outside a circus

DONT YOU REMEMBER

Having a go at the amnesiacs now are you, you tepid lumpy ruiner of puddings.