Nightshitting

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Nightshitting deserves a quiet night
The photograph on the dashboard, taken years ago
Turned around backwards so the arsehole shows
Every streetlight reveals the big turds in reverse
Brill, it's so much smearier
I forgot my pants at the toilet seat
The room is brown tonight

Nightshitting deserves a quiet night
I'm not sure all my faeces hit the pan
It's not like years ago
The fear of getting caught short
Of reckless flush and water
They cannot see my anus
These things, won't go away
Debased in every way

Nightshitting, remembering that shite
Diarrhoea is coming soon
I'm pining for a stool
And what if there were two
Shites by shite in orbit
Around a blocked up u-bend?
That bright, tight forever bum
Could not describe nightshitting

Poo, I thought I knew you
Poo I cannot judge
Poo, I thought you knew me
This one laughing quietly, underneath my balls

Nightshitting
The photograph reflects, every wet shite a reminder
Nightshitting deserves a quiet night, deserves a quiet night

[Glebe]

Michael Stipe "considering quitting vegetarianism."

[pancreas]

Must say I'm tempted.

[Steven]

When your day is long
And the night
The night is yours alone
When you're sure you've had enough
Of this life
Well hang on
Don't let yourself go
'Cause everybody cries
And everybody hurts sometimes

Most poignant piece of writing about constipation I've ever heard.

[Sgt. Duckie]

Shiteknitting ^

[Glebe]

Everybody shits
Take comfort in y'dump