Which is the correct emotional state in which to defecate?

[pancreas]

Some people like to do it anger, or even 'fury'.

Personally, I think it should be done only in resignation.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Diarrhoea : Catharsis, purging of the soul to begin anew
Constipation : Bestial determination in the same state you would wrestle a violent dog in a fight to the death. Next time you win the fight and the stools bullet into the pan, think about the embers of that rabid dog as the life drains out of it, and your clammy grim grasp, never to be the same again
Normal shite : Already thinking about the next one, what will it be, how shall I prepare

[BlodwynPig]

Divine ecstasy

[shiftwork2]

...but what a critic etc.

How's that for a Boston Cream?

[to infect aside]

Sombre, steely, vigilant. Like Riddick in the director's cut of the last Riddick film, with the extended survival scenes.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Like you're burying your nan.

[Annie Labuntur]

Louisiana.

*leans on mic*  I'll wait.

[drummersaredeaf]

I certainly feel pretty jovial and my pucker is up to all sorts of gymnastics.

Doesn't make it right though.

[Glebe]

[tag]Question Time "has really gone downhill lately."[/tag]

[Gregory Torso]

Extremely pissed

[Steven]

Transcendental Defecation:



Armitage, thanks!

[JesusAndYourBush]

Some people like to do it anger, or even 'fury'.

Personally, I think it should be done only in resignation.

It sounds like the person filming it off the screen was shitting too.

[bollocks]

perfect jubilance, supped fat of the milk of human kindness

[RoadMaintenanceTycoon]

deep unexplainable guilt