Why aren't you sucking someone off right now?

[Bhazor]

I mean I've got a bus to catch, what's your excuse?

[Sebastian Cobb]

Let me have me morning coffee first, fucksake.

[Lemming]

Perfectly willing and able, but you'll have to bring the cocks to me. I can't be expected to do everything

[Glebe]

I'm in Poundland at the moment, looking at tat for £1.49*. Hardly a convenient moment!

*Not really, but just pretend. It's 'better' that way.

[New Jack]

Went to a comprehensive

ooh I went there

...To a comprehensive, like I said.

[dex]

Its Tuesday, right?

[Mr Eggs]

I'm craning my fucking neck to get on it but this cock portcullis of cocks up and down are blocking me from the only cock I can suck.

[pancreas]

I'm craning my fucking neck to get on it but this cock portcullis of cocks up and down are blocking me from the only cock I can suck.

You need a battering ram, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.

[king_tubby]

Unions.

[Steven]

https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic,67160.msg3493618.html#msg3493618

[saltysnacks]

What do cocks taste like? I imagine they taste salty.

[Steven]

What do cocks taste like? I imagine they taste salty.

With a name like that, I'd imagine you wouldn't need to ask.

[saltysnacks]

With a name like that, I'd imagine you wouldn't need to ask.

Oh behave.

[Mr Eggs]

Managed just to lick the tip.

Fucking Bank Holiday cock suckers.