Video game locations you'd like to settle down in

[falafel]

Except you have never heard of bread, toast or toasters, there are three slices of bread on separate islands, you have to build the toaster and plug it in first, then turn on a generator behind a secret bookcase, and when the toast pops up a portal opens and Brad Dourif pokes you in the face.

[ASFTSN]

Yeah but you'd have to solve a ridiculously obtuse slider puzzle, just in order to make some toast in the morning.

To say nothing of flushing the bog.

[St_Eddie]

You just press the lever down, it catches, and after a couple of minutes the bread pops up all toasted. Pretty straightforward, although I may have had to check GameFAQs the first time round.

+ karma.

[Ferris]

Whiterun in Skyrim. Lovely little town, good collection of pubs, nice shops, local produce, bracing weather. Few too many bandits but nothing I can't handle.

[St_Eddie]

Whiterun in Skyrim. Lovely little town, good collection of pubs, nice shops, local produce, bracing weather. Few too many bandits but nothing I can't handle.

It's a nice town but the frame rate does my head in.  Full of jerky bastards, Whiterun is.

[Ferris]

It's a nice town but the frame rate does my head in.  Full of jerky bastards, Whiterun is.

Sounds like somebody doesn't get to the Cloud District very often.

[St_Eddie]

Sounds like somebody doesn't get to the Cloud District very often.

Well, I tried but they wouldn't have me.  Even in videogames, I'm shunned.

[Ferris]

Well, I tried but they wouldn't have me.  Even in videogames, I'm shunned.

Listen, mate - if we let every fucker with a song in their heart into the Cloud District then property prices would go through the floor and I play golf every Sunday with the Jarl and I'm not exactly bloody likely to let that happen now, am I?

Probably best you sod off back to Helgen to see what bits of your hovel can be salvaged, yeah? Leave me and Nazim to the feasts at long tables and swapping anecdotes with whatshisname the wizard.

Sorry mate, reality of the situation mate.

_{(I'm kidding, I'd let you stay in my guest room in Skyrim no worries. Just stay out of my infinite chest of treasures and leave a five star review on Airbnb.)}

[St_Eddie]

Listen, mate - if we let every fucker with a song in their heart into the Cloud District then property prices would go through the floor and I play golf every Sunday with the Jarl and I'm not exactly bloody likely to let that happen now, am I?

Probably best you sod off back to Helgen to see what bits of your hovel can be salvaged, yeah? Leave me and Nazim to the feasts at long tables and swapping anecdotes with whatshisname the wizard.

To be fair, I wouldn't allow me to enter a town of any description either.

_{(I'm kidding, I'd let you stay in my guest room in Skyrim no worries. Just stay out of my infinite chest of treasures and leave a five star review on Airbnb.)}

Shan't.  I'll still kip on your floor though.  Ta.

[Malcy]

The triathlons would shatter the peace and quiet a bit. I'd prefer Catalina's hideout up the hill round the corner.

[Sebastian Cobb]

[ASFTSN]

^ If only for the music, Toejam and Earl Universe would be superb to chill out it.

[New Jack]

I'd like to live in my town in Animal Crossing: Wild World I started back in 2005, which I think was called New Jackton, so I can talk to giant animals all day while working to pay off an exorbitant mortgage - a stepup from my current life in both respects, plus it'll be overgrown with weed by now

[Cerys]

Put me down as another for Whiterun.  Beautiful architecture, stunning views, and in all my 1000+ hours of gameplay, never once has it been trashed by a dragon.  Skeletal Paarthurnax notwithstanding.

[Ferris]

Put me down as another for Whiterun.  Beautiful architecture, stunning views, and in all my 1000+ hours of gameplay, never once has it been trashed by a dragon.  Skeletal Paarthurnax notwithstanding.

See Cloud District discussion above - as long as you all stay in the arse end of Whiterun, that's fine.