big dogs cock

[european son]

just been knocking about online and read richard herring's diary but for the first time in ages, to be confronted with this line...

I believe it was me that said "Valentine's Day sucks a big dog's cock."

and i thought of our very own big dogs cock.

sorry, this is a really poor thread... i'm going to sleep now.

[JesusAndYourBush]

In the mid-late 80's whenever I went to gigs there was someone who always used to shout "big dog's cock."  (The bizarre full version of their chant was "big dog's lozenger, big dog's dillinger, big dog's cock".)

[Dusty Gozongas]

I first saw the expression in a Rude Kid cartoon in an early Viz comic.  Still use that and "Go piss up a rope, fuckstick!" to this day :-)

[TOCMFIC]

Not the only one who uses stuff from Viz. I still use "Crappenshite", which was said by a German Kommandant on board a U-Boat in "The Pathetic Sharks" (my favourite Viz characters)

[Marcus Or Relius]

Viz's Profanisaurus has a lot of rather boring euphemisms, but there are some real gems amongst them. My favourite is:

Terry Waite's allotment - a particularly messy and unkept patch of pubic hair.