You. Yes, you, reading this. Come here right this minute

[pancreas]

I drink, therefore I am.

Are you trying to make some sort of point?

[spamwangler]

just so you know, spamwangler dictated this message to his partner, and made them type this out in this thread. so hes not even here, far to busy for all this nonsense

[pancreas]

He's just taking the piss now, sir. Are you going to let him do this to you. No you are not.

[Huxleys Babkins]

just so you know, spamwangler dictated this message to his partner, and made them type this out in this thread. so hes not even here, far to busy for all this nonsense

Typical 'wangler. We're all stuck here under the iron gaze of Mr. popcorn and he's trying to weasel his way out. At this rate we won't get to the dining room in time for bangers and mash and we'll be left eating cold cabbage. Blech.

[popcorn]

It's your own time you're wasting.

[Gregory Torso]

This would never happen in one of Replies From View's threads.

[popcorn]

This would never happen in one of Replies From View's threads.

Right, that's it. Stand up.

[pancreas]

Crikey, Torso, you haven't half mugged off popcorn now. He's about to throw a wobbly. Wouldn't like to be in your shoes, no sir.

[popcorn]

And you!! Stand up!

[pancreas]

BUT IT'S NOT FAIR I'M ON YOUR SIDE SPAMWANGLER STARTED IT

[Spoon of Ploff]

is everyone here hiding from the world cup of football in Russia thread?

[popcorn]

NO FOOTBALL INSIDE THE THREAD. For the LAST TIME. Take it OUTDOORS.

[Sebastian Cobb]

double wank and shit chips

[Cloud]

Are you trying to make some sort of point?

No, I'm trying to drink some kind of pint

[Ferris]

Dun it all 4 a laff

[Spoon of Ploff]

So we're all agreed then? That's good. Next up is whether it's Rich Tea, Nice, or Boubons with yer coffee.

[Gregory Torso]

double wank and shit chips

Sir, this is an HS Art thread, not a Wimpy restaurant.

[spamwangler]

hey guys, im back from my hols, did i miss much? i doubt it haha. seriously though, hows it been? just vaugley, dont go into excessive detail

[Ferris]

Nothing mate. Same old shit.

[popcorn]

Right! That's it! I've had enough of this!

All of you get out of my thread right this instant!

[Ferris]

You're not the boss of me.

Here's a dog playing a drum.

https://m.imgur.com/IEA48Kk

[popcorn]

Next person who posts gets a week's detention.

[Spoon of Ploff]

Next person who posts gets a week's detention.

Sir's a big smelly  smell smell and his beard is made of gravy!!

[Ferris]

Ploff said that, Sir! I saw him do it, Sir!

[popcorn]

That's it, you two.

Stand up. Both of you.

Stand up and face each other.

That's it.

Now kiss.

[Ferris]

Undercover OFSTED inspector (for it is he): you're nicked, me old china.

[popcorn]

I said kiss him, not nick him!!

[Ferris]

I said kiss him, not nick him!!

Look to camera, gurning shrug, freeze. Title screen. Divers alarums, much laughter.

[exeunt omnes]

-fin-

^(c)2018; a Ferris Sez^TM production.

[Spoon of Ploff]

Please Sir remake panned by critics

[Ferris]

Commercial success, grossing $700m. The Chinese are mad for it.

Spawns 4 sequels and a whole cinematic universe. Eventual crossover with Marvel.