Portnoy's reading method.

[saltysnacks]

Does anyone else instinctively tug on their member when reading? I sometimes get overwhelmed and genuinely start masturbating to the words if they're particulalry well placed.

_{Probably why I'm banned from my local library}

[Monsieur Verdoux]

absolutely never lending you a book

[bgmnts]

FHM and Clifford.

[MoonDust]

If I ever start wanking whilst reading a book it's down to the fact I'm finding the book boring, or I'm really just not in the mood for reading and my mind is on other things.

I must say, the concept of masturbating whilst reading because you're enjoying the book has genuinely never crossed my mind. Omitting erotic literature of course. Like, I assume you mean you're reading - I dunno, Jurassic Park - and you're thinking "Fuck me, this is good!" and unzip? In which case, no, genuinely this has never occurred to me as a thing I or others would do.


_{I know what I'm doing tonight etc etc.}

[rasta-spouse]

I get aroused when reading prescriptive texts on usage. So when skimming the chapter on comma use in Strunk and White's The Elements of Style my anus partially dialated.

And if you're looking for a punchline: then I, aha, released the handbrake on the mobile library.

[jobotic]

I enjoy reading very much but not that in that way.

This also applies to listening to music, cycling, visiting pubs with friends and looking at nude ladies.

[Howj Begg]

[saltysnacks]

It is usually critical theory that gets me hard, writing that is philosophical, political, cultural and psychoanalytic. I think it's all the polysyllables.

[saltysnacks]

You're now banned from my thread.
*bans you*

[New Jack]

Kristen's archive of text filth read by Windows Narrator means I have both hands free, luckily, and is fun for cold callers too!

[thenoise]

I have abused myself to a book by Nancy Friday (basically compiled women's filthiest fantasies and sells them as psychology/self help for repressed women, but it did the trick), and once or twice to those stories in porn mags. But usually I prefer the visuals, even if I quite like the words for other reasons, it eois don't provoke quite such an animal response.

I put down my book and there was a cup of tea for me! And I left my library! And some people saw me masturbating because I was doing it somewhere inappropriate!

[saltysnacks]

I put down my book and there was a cup of tea for me! And I left my library! And some people saw me masturbating because I was doing it somewhere inappropriate!

I want to visit this library.

[Bhazor]

I do have a tendency to strum the button of my bulb when reading. Swirling the foreskin around the aperture as a stress ball. It's a really nice texture like finger gum.

[marquis_de_sad]

It is usually critical theory that gets me hard, writing that is philosophical, political, cultural and psychoanalytic. I think it's all the polysyllables.

It's wank.

[saltysnacks]

It's wank.

I'm talking about the masters (Benjamin and Adorno), not a latte sipping lecturers take on Superhero Cinema.