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Which would you rather?

Started by popcorn, June 08, 2018, 07:43:42 PM

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popcorn


  • £250 in milk chocolate buttons
  • Blinded

Spoon of Ploff

Do you have to eat all the milk chocolate buttons in one go?

saltysnacks

£250 in milk chocolate buttons of course, what a silly question.

popcorn

Quote from: saltysnacks on June 08, 2018, 11:42:01 PM
£250 in milk chocolate buttons of course, what a silly question.

Oh no! The chocolate buttons are coated in deadly poison.

YOU ARE DEAD

Spoon of Ploff

Quote from: popcorn on June 09, 2018, 03:50:53 AM
Oh no! The chocolate buttons are coated in deadly poison.

YOU ARE DEAD

You fu*ked that up salty. You really f*cked that up.

pancreas

Quote from: popcorn on June 09, 2018, 03:50:53 AM
Oh no! The chocolate buttons are coated in deadly poison.

YOU ARE DEAD

that is fucking hilarious

New Jack

Hmm, seeing as the buttons turned out to have a tricky element, I do believe I'll opt for being blinded! Let's see what fun free gifts come with me losing my sight. Maybe my piano playing will improve a la Beethoven or maybe I won't mind when my budgie dies, a la Dumb and Dumber!

popcorn


Spoon of Ploff

Blinding utensils probably coated in deadly poison.

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New Jack

Quote from: popcorn on June 09, 2018, 10:01:45 AM
Hold still.

That wasn't part of the deal, Popcorn.

It wasn't part!!


Ferris

Could I have the chocolate buttons but not eat them?

popcorn

Quote from: New Jack on June 09, 2018, 11:48:59 AM
That wasn't part of the deal, Popcorn.

It wasn't part!!

Whoops! You wiggled so much my fork slipped and went all the way into your brain.

YOU ARE DEAD

popcorn

Quote from: FerriswheelBueller on June 09, 2018, 12:07:32 PM
Could I have the chocolate buttons but not eat them?

Yes, but they look ever so delicious. Are you sure you can trust yourself with them?

Spoon of Ploff

Best. Text Based. Adventure Game. Ever.

New Jack

Quote from: popcorn on June 09, 2018, 12:20:18 PM
Whoops! You wiggled so much my fork slipped and went all the way into your brain.

YOU ARE DEAD

Aw fuck. Wanted to wring another few years out of that mortal coil I had.

Guess I'm Post-Jack now.

Ah well. At least I did doing what I love. Being involved in a stabbing.

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Gregory Torso

I choose the chocolate buttons but then I immediately jam them into my eyes.

popcorn

You cannot see past the buttons.

YOU ARE BLINDED

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Hello popcorn would it be possible to have both, please?  I prefer to be blind when I am dead.

saltysnacks

Would you rather wee out of your willy or poo out of your bum?

popcorn

Quote from: Replies From View on June 09, 2018, 02:07:32 PM
Hello popcorn would it be possible to have both, please?  I prefer to be blind when I am dead.

It is exactly this sort of mickey-taking that has got you into hot water in the past, young man.

Gregory Torso

Quote from: popcorn on June 09, 2018, 01:50:41 PM
You cannot see past the buttons.

YOU ARE BLINDED

But I am not poisoned, so WIN

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Quote from: saltysnacks on June 09, 2018, 02:09:41 PM
Would you rather wee out of your willy or poo out of your bum?

You mock, but staff in care homes do literally these things.


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Quote from: saltysnacks on June 09, 2018, 03:33:03 PM
?

You mock the very idea of anyone having bodily functions because you are a fiend.

Just think of those poor staff in care homes, trying to be philanthropic and everything, but they are battling against the need to piss several times a day and shit usually at least once.  YOU MOCK THESE THINGS.

Ferris

Quote from: popcorn on June 09, 2018, 12:21:53 PM
Yes, but they look ever so delicious. Are you sure you can trust yourself with them?

How about if I just eat some of them for now, and then eat the rest later. Would the poison buildup be sufficient to end me? Or would I be alright but feel a bit sick?

Glebe

I'd rather go to Poundland and purchase 200 bags of Buttons at 65p a pop, OR NO OFFER.