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Alexa...

Started by Cuellar, June 13, 2018, 10:56:15 PM

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Cuellar

...order rubber gloves.

...tell me it will all be OK.


Steven

"Alexa, play Everybody Knows, Leonard Cohen."

*Look smug as fuck as the irony washes over*

BlodwynPig

Quote from: Steven on June 13, 2018, 10:58:52 PM
"Alexa, play Everybody Knows, Leonard Cohen."

*Look smug as fuck as the irony washes over*

Alexa...where can I get owl feathered duvets?

New Jack

Alexa, when will the hurting stop?

Dr Trouser

Alexa... talk to me like a condescending 1970s bank manager

Alexa....order me a new chequebook

Norton Canes


Cuellar

Quote from: Steven on June 13, 2018, 10:58:52 PM
"Alexa, play Everybody Knows, Leonard Cohen."

*Look smug as fuck as the irony washes over*

Yes! That was what I was thinking of!

Cuellar

Alexa...

laugh at the size of my penis


Alexa... Order a 9 foot washing line. Prime Now delivery. And text mum I'm sorry.

New Jack

Alexa order us a bag of weed
Alexa, roll another one... No, Alexa, don't play Pink fucking Floyd

Alberon

Alexa... where's the best place to hide a body?

BlodwynPig

Quote from: Alberon on June 14, 2018, 10:29:50 PM
Alexa... where's the best place to hide your body?

Steven

"Alexa.. construct a rock-solid alibi for mercilessly beating my wife to death because she caught me looking at bloke's bums online again.. Something about an owl? Cheers, thanks."

New Jack

Alexa, how do I stop hallucinating my loved ones' skulls being popped under a lorry wheel like ripe red grapes?

Alberon

Alexa... When will you stop making me kill?

Steven

"Alexa.. order me another Alexa to have an affair with behind your back."

New Jack


Cuellar

Alexa...please

Please Alexa

Alexa




Please

poo

Alexa, u ever gobbed down a stretched-out fucking foreskin?

Janie Jones

Alexa, LICK MY CUNT DRY YOU WORM

New Jack

Alexa, ask Siri to say OK Google

the midnight watch baboon

Alexa, what were you and the toaster talking about while I was in the downstairs loo? Thought I heard my name.

New Jack


Noonling

Alexa, comfort me.

Alexa, order a sex doll, a used photocopier, and four Bombay Bad Boys.

Alexa, teleport me up a cunner

petril

Alexa, give me the name of an animal, a grim activity and a low end retail brand to spam a thread with

Glebe

Alexa, go to Poundstretcher and fetch me a pair of Marigold yellow rubber gloves for £1.49, Or No Offer.

New Jack

Alexa, play the Avalanches for me please!

Sorry... New Jack... I don't think we should talk anymore. We are just too different. It's you, not me...

Sebastian Cobb

Alexa order me another bag of huel and some toilet paper