VERSUS 2017: Quarter Finals

[poo]

Match 1: The Parsnip Sisters vs. Dugbo (Interstellar space simpleton with a permanent erection)

Match 2: Speculums & Antennae vs. The Man with the Arse Up His Arse

Match 3: Blac Chyna's Anus vs. Mister Brindley

Match 4: Cat Silage vs. Nick Knowles

[Fambo Number Mive]

Has anyone got a Panini Versus wipe-clean stickerbook? Cost £100 to complete last year.

[pancreas]

All I can say is goodbye and good riddance to the Parsnip Sisters on the back of that line-up.

[Cuellar]

All I can say is goodbye and good riddance to the Parsnip Sisters on the back of that line-up.

Hear hear. Expecting Dugbo to do a number on them, and not before time either.

Absolutely shocking.

[BlodwynPig]

All I can say is goodbye and good riddance to the Parsnip Sisters on the back of that line-up.

I hope they win it just to rub it in your face

[Mr Eggs]

Come on Blac Chyna's Anus!

[hamfist]

Come on Blac Chyna's Anus!

Just how many holes is Brindley + BCA ? Is that a Versus record, or have there ever been more in the arena at any one time ?

[Mr Eggs]

Just how many holes is Brindley + BCA ? Is that a Versus record, or have there ever been more in the arena at any one time ?

"A fuckhole is not a defined entity until that hole is fucked"

Kate Humble. VERSUS 2010

[hamfist]

believe me, by round 8 of this bout all holes will have been fucked, some more than once

[Mr Eggs]

 

believe me, by round 8 of this bout all holes will have been fucked, some more than once

Blac Chyna's Anus vs. Mister Brindley

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deJDkU6qiGE

RUN. SAVE YOURSELF.

[Ferris]

Can't believe Dugbo is still going.

[vanilla.coffee]

As a neutral (now that Marc Almond has gone) this is so difficult to predict.
I also suspect a doping scandal lurking in Nick Knowles future. No way has that cunt made it this far without help. No fucking way man.

[thraxx]

When is this round taking place? I'm saving up a massive turd so i can do it during the match, but i can't hold it in much more than the day after tomorrow without visiting casualty.

[poo]

RESULTS


The Parsnip Sisters 1 -  3 Dugbo (Interstellar space simpleton with a permanent erection)

Speculums & Antennae 10 -  5 The Man with the Arse Up His Arse

Blac Chyna's Anus 1 vs. 4 Mister Brindley

Cat Silage 9 - 9 Nick Knowles (5 - 6 gape-off)

[drummersaredeaf]

Dugbo! Yes!

Up your bollocks ferriswheelbueller!

[Cuellar]

DUGBO ALL THE WAY

DUGBO KNOWLES FINAL

DUGBO WINS ON A LAST-MINUTE PWN REVERSAL

[Ferris]

Dugbo! Yes!

Up your bollocks ferriswheelbueller!

Absolutely ridiculous. I want to check betting patterns and make sure WADA have full access.

[BlodwynPig]

Absolutely ridiculous. I want to check betting patterns and make sure WANDA have full access.

[thraxx]

OH WHAT BOLLOCKS.  Nick Knowles is playing the new VAR tech like a fiddle, the cheating gypsy.  The slightest touch of the perineum and he goes down squealing like a girl.  It'll be a disgrace if he goes on to win this.  It's obvious from his demeanour that he's not even that into it.

Anyone with a heart has to be rooting for Dugbo now.

[Ferris]

Anyone with a heart has to be rooting for Dugbo now.

The pro-Dugbo bias on this site is bizarre. I don't have a horse in this race now, will only watch for the love of the gape.

[BlodwynPig]

Least inspiring Semis since the Floppy Brothers pulled-out of (Dugbo Snr.) Versus 1986

[vanilla.coffee]

Cunting Knowles.

[pancreas]

Just pleased to see the backs of The Parsnip Sisters

[hamfist]

Just pleased to see the backs of The Parsnip Sisters

So was Dugbo in round 4, fucking ferocious tugboat frenzy from their shoulder blades to right inside their colons. He was posessed ! And they were owned. With a P. Dugbo's P.

[doppelkorn]

  b r i n d l e y

[Mr Eggs]

Nick Knowles Gape-Off hats sold out again.

[Ferris]

Nick Knowles Gape-Off hats sold out again.

I got mine off eBay. Slightly soiled, but very cheap.

[Huxleys Babkins]

I had £40 riding on Blac Chyna's Anus. Bastard luck.

[Mr Eggs]

Speculums & Antennae merchandise is freely available