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Macacqueman Biffre

Started by poo, June 17, 2018, 08:07:39 AM

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Quote from: Cuellar on June 19, 2018, 12:04:38 PM
Although you used to sweat you didn't smell.

That was another teacher, that was Macacquey Raphael I've just realised that's you as well. Shoot me in the head with a massive gun!

A Mack-ack gun?

Panbaams


"And now on BBC2, a Newsnight special on the illegal monkey trade, presented by Jeremacaqueman"

Ferris

Quote from: poo on June 20, 2018, 08:43:52 AM
Macacquellsfield Town 1 - 1 Macacquerington Stanley

Tears on the streets of Bonobo City tonight, Clive,

Glebe

Is there any audio for this?

hamfist

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría Macaquerena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría why cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macaquerena
Hey Macaquerena


Shoulders?-Stomach!

Macaque Morrison, i Am The Macaque

poo


poo

Quote from: hamfist on June 20, 2018, 10:42:38 PM
Dale a tu cuerpo alegría Macaquerena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría why cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macaquerena
Hey Macaquerena


+1

BlodwynPig

Quote from: hamfist on June 20, 2018, 10:42:38 PM
Dale a tu cuerpo alegría Macaquerena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría why cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macaquerena
Hey Macaquerena

Wow, that's great.

hamfist

(Return of the Macaque) come on
(Return of the Macaque) oh my God
(You know that I'll be backaque) here I am
(Return of the Macaque) once again
(Return of the Macaque) pump up the world
(Return of the Macaque) watch my flow
(You know that I'll be backaque) here I go

BlodwynPig

Macacaque, all my troubles seemed so far away

Na na na na na na naaaa, Hey Macacaque

Macacaque singing at the break of day


the midnight watch baboon

THE CHURCH OF MACACA MULATTA DAY SAINTS


YOUR MUM EMPLOYS A CRAB-EATING MACAQUE TO KEEP HER PRAWNPUNCH ITCHLESS

Ferris


Kane Jones

Star Wars Episode II: Macacque Of The Clownes

Shoulders?-Stomach!


hamfist

Quote from: Kane Jones on June 21, 2018, 01:37:26 PM
Star Wars Episode II: Macacque Of The Clownes

chuckling on a train here +1

Kane Jones


Sgt. Duckie


Jim MacaqueDonald had a farm
E-I-E-I-O
And on that farm he had a Liz
E-I-E-I-O
With a whore-whore here
And a whore-whore there
Here a whore, Liz ya whore
Everywhere a whore-whore
Jim MacaqueDonald had a farm
E-I-E-I-O

pancreas

Looking forward to the next match of Newcastle United and Macaquelesfield Town.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Love a drop of Macaquelan 15 years aged.

pancreas

Did anyone see the oscars? Couldn't believe the winner of Best Supporting Macaquetor.

Ferris

Dan Macaque vs Scroobius Pip

hamfist

I love all these funny jokes lol !

- sent from my Apple macaque


hamfist

Macaque.......Macaque.....duh duh duh duuuuh
Macaque.......Macaque.....duh duh duh duuuuh

the flumps (macaque remiques)

hamfist

Now on the sidewalk, huh, huh, whoo sunny morning, un huh
Lies a body just oozin' life, eek
And someone's sneakin' 'round the corner
Could that someone be Macaque the Knife?

BlodwynPig

Good evening. Your time is up. We will be taking over from now on




Ferris

Quote from: BlodwynPig on June 23, 2018, 03:53:44 PM
Good evening. Your time is up. We will be taking over from now on





Fucking jog on, mate.

Macaques today, macaques tomorrow, macaques always. The reign of the two slightly unhappy macaques shall last a thousand years.

BlodwynPig

Quote from: FerriswheelBueller on June 23, 2018, 04:58:35 PM
Fucking jog on, mate.

Macaques today, macaques tomorrow, macaques always. The reign of the two slightly unhappy macaques shall last a thousand years.

*Ominous Shaolin bell sounds*



"Your time is finished. It never really started."