The adventures of Shitknower

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Shitknower knows instinctively the constitution, velocity and viscosity, integrity and odour of his nascent defecation. Shitknower lives in Lyme Regis. Shitknower loves a pie and a good laugh with close mate. Shitknower sometimes Netflix and Chill. Shitknower's next stool is a runny one leaving small traces of blood on the paper :( same as the last forty six. Shitknower has an appointment with the GP in a few weeks.

[Glebe]

How much is this at Poundstretcher?

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Not to be confused with Shit Noah, the guy who was supposed to take two animals of every species onto a boat but could only manage a dinghy and a heron called Steve.

[Fishfinger]

And completely unrelated to Knitshower, whose adventures consist of a string of public nuisance offences and the running of an Etsy store.