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Absolutely true

Started by popcorn, June 17, 2018, 06:11:37 PM

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popcorn

You can sharpen knives by weeing on them.

New Jack

Duly noted, a good point well put.

Fishfinger

Welsh B&B proprietors have known this for years.

Ferris

Greg Wallace, Barmouth fish and chip shop 1997, got the whole jar of pickled eggs up there. Absolutely true.

Steven

If you shove my cock up your arse you live forever.

My cock has to stay up your arse though, that's how the 'magic' works.

popcorn

Quote from: Steven on June 17, 2018, 07:06:50 PM
If you shove my cock up your arse you live forever.

My cock has to stay up your arse though, that's how the 'magic' works.

Absolutely true. But what happens when you die?

Steven

Quote from: popcorn on June 17, 2018, 07:08:29 PM
Absolutely true. But what happens when you die?

We'll cross that bridge when we come to it my dear boy.

Ferris

Eamonn Holmes, Chelsea flower show 2002, three separate witnesses. Absolutely true.

Sebastian Cobb

Quote from: Steven on June 17, 2018, 07:06:50 PM
If you shove my cock up your arse you live forever.

My cock has to stay up your arse though, that's how the 'magic' works.

does the rest of you need to remain attached to it?

Steven

Quote from: Sebastian Cobb on June 17, 2018, 07:23:05 PM
does the rest of you need to remain attached to it?

Ah, you've spotted the weakness in my system..

Yes, the 'magic' only works if the cock remains in situ and attached, like some unfortunate Siamese twin you've been lumbered with, only a Siamese twin with a rictus grin.

popcorn

Do I need to remain attached to my arse?

Steven

Quote from: popcorn on June 17, 2018, 07:54:18 PM
Do I need to remain attached to my arse?

Yes. I'm very transparently trying to fuck your arse, for eternity, sorry. It works though, PM me for details..

popcorn

Quote from: Steven on June 18, 2018, 02:44:04 AM
Yes. I'm very transparently trying to fuck your arse, for eternity, sorry.

But I don't need to be attached to my arse for you to fuck it.

New Jack

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Glebe

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