Either / Or

[The Boston Crab]

Cunny Bunce

Either

- A ruddy cheeked fisherman's wife living on a farmhouse in St. David's.

Or

- Ointment for twat boils.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Probity Galngauser

EITHER

Live cam cumslut

OR

A Gesellschaft mit beschränkter Haftung

[poo]

Undermuld

EITHER

Back dirt under the fingernails following an energetic liaison with a 'free spirit' you picked up during an all-dayer at an Ashes test match

OR

A picturesque spa town in the Black Forest

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Baldaston

EITHER

Veteran knight of the realm, probably a bald one

OR

Small town in Lincolnshire

[Glebe]

Umpster Gee

EITHER

A quadrangle in South Shields

OR

A bizarre freak from the County Durham

YOU decide!

[Cuellar]

Crump Gunting

EITHER

Dog walking technique

OR

Man standing outside your window

[The Boston Crab]

Friggy Pudding

EITHER

An exclamation when you stub your toe.

OR

Particularly viscous clout soup.

[petril]

EITHER

[Replies From View]

Jizzsticks

Either:
A cum-scented incense delivery device for the modern-day hippy in all of us.

Or:
A juggler's nightmare.