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Why are you not watching the football!!!????!?

Started by Spoon of Ploff, June 18, 2018, 06:42:17 PM

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Spoon of Ploff

It's A.Another v Britain Utd in half an hours time, why are you not watching? What is wrong with your brain? Do you hate Britain and it's people so much? Do you hate yourself!!?

Watch the football!!!!

canadagoose

Not arsed, our team was too shit to qualify as usual so I'm not really watching. Also, I'm watching World's Best Bums with Tony Robinson in 10 mins so that comes first, obv.

Spoon of Ploff

Our keeper player has cool tats down one arm. Nothing can go wrong!

Spoon of Ploff

Quote from: canadagoose on June 18, 2018, 06:52:28 PM
Not arsed, our team was too shit to qualify as usual so I'm not really watching. Also, I'm watching World's Best Bums with Tony Robinson in 10 mins so that comes first, obv.

Pretend you are a British for 90 minutes. You will feel glorious and develop super powers for up to 24 hours afterwards!

Spoon of Ploff

Shocking developments here, as four teams have walked out onto the pitch!!!!

Two of them are very tiny though, so I can't see them competing very well.



There's some bad singing at the moment. Might go for a slash.

Spoon of Ploff

A.Another are playing in the British all white kit... the cheats.... Britain are wise to this tactic and are in all red.

Spoon of Ploff

The ball is being kicked about now... I will update when something interesting happens... but you should all really be watching the football for yourselves.

Spoon of Ploff

Just to clarify. I am watching the football, and not just reading the world cup thread in the Picture Box forum.

Spoon of Ploff

Britain scores a goal there. Which is good 'cause I was getting a bit bored to be honest.

hedgehog90

I don't recognize any of these whippersnappers.

Ooh he just did a goal.

hedgehog90

Goalie looks like he's done himself a serious injury :(

That's gotta hurt, whatever it is.

Spoon of Ploff

A.Another's goalie has given up. He' s started crying and walked off.
This is real liquid football. The liquid of tears.

It's alright though because they've brought on a spare.

Spoon of Ploff

welcome to the football hedgehog90 me old nemesis.

hedgehog90

The injury time on this is going to be EPIC!

Spoon of Ploff

'lets have some more goals' cry the audience as one.

and 'we're going to win it all'

hedgehog90

Quote from: Spoon of Ploff on June 18, 2018, 07:17:17 PM
welcome to the football hedgehog90 me old nemesis.

Together we will make this thread amazing.

hedgehog90


Spoon of Ploff

Britain are almost unrecognizable from *insert previous football tournament where Britain did badly here*


A.Another's shirt font is worth the price of admission alone

hedgehog90

I wonder what the the pixel density of those ads going round the pitch are
...
Just caught a glimpse... maybe an inch a pixel.

Great game so far.

hedgehog90

I'm always suspicious of the players wearing long sleeves. Rightly so I might add.

Spoon of Ploff

the column of interchanging Sploff and hedgehog90 avatars is starting to do my head in,


Spoon of Ploff

Some top gurning from some of the players on the pitch. i'm giving this a 7 out of 10 so far.

Spoon of Ploff

Ref just spray painted the pitch! Surely vandalism has no place in the modern game?

Spoon of Ploff


hedgehog90

Kane scored his goal from 11 feet away. Don't think they're gonna get any closer than that tonight.

Spoon of Ploff

A.Another have a spot kick.... the kicker is mumbling to himself..... Goallllled it!!

Spoon of Ploff

Quote from: hedgehog90 on June 18, 2018, 07:33:38 PM
Kane scored his goal from 11 feet away. Don't think they're gonna get any closer than that tonight.

Britain to score from 1.1 feet away. Heard it here first.

hedgehog90

Last goal was from 35 feet according to the BBC but it was (P)recise, so they get an extra point at the end I believe.

hedgehog90