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Why are you not watching the football!!!????!?

Started by Spoon of Ploff, June 18, 2018, 06:42:17 PM

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Spoon of Ploff

Quote from: hedgehog90 on June 18, 2018, 07:39:47 PM
Last goal was from 35 feet according to the BBC but it was (P)recise, so they get an extra point at the end I believe.

I think if its a draw at the end they award extra points for how straight the shots that led to the goals were.

Spoon of Ploff

Commentators are sounding a bit grumpier than they were only a few minutes before.


Ohh! The post nearly scored a goal there!!

hedgehog90


hedgehog90

England kicked the ball right into the Tunisian's tummy.
That is not on.

Edit: No penalty?!?

Spoon of Ploff

That't it. The referee blows his watch. One goal a piece the final score. The points will be shared... 1.5 each.

hedgehog90

Can't believe the ref didn't penalize for that belly blow.
That must have really hurt.

hedgehog90

Where's David Beckham then, is he on holiday?

Spoon of Ploff

Apparently it's not finished. The people in charge were not satisfied with everyone's performance and the two teams are going to be made to play the match again... starting in a few minutes time. Really mucked my evening up that has.

Spoon of Ploff

Some blokes sitting around a table talking gibberish... Enough of this twaddle! Bring on the football!!

Spoon of Ploff

I think its safe to say the British manager has won the best dressed like a snooker player award for this match.

Spoon of Ploff

Remember. The teams are kicking the other way for this replay.

hedgehog90

That was a quick break!
I guess they'll be having a very late dinner.

hedgehog90

Hang on... this might be a silly question but did they switch sides?

Spoon of Ploff


Spoon of Ploff

Britain just can't make that pass of the ball in the final half yard.

hedgehog90

Commentators seem very green.
It looks to me like they're just aggressively hugging.

Spoon of Ploff

the chant goes up 'come on.. come on.. come on you footballers give us a goal'

Spoon of Ploff

the British goal keeper is dressed all in yellow. like a giant canary, or a shaved BigBird with its feet cut off.

hedgehog90



hedgehog90

Corner now. Corners are good if you need to score goals.

hedgehog90


Spoon of Ploff

when you think about it you can't have a football pitch without corners.


Spoon of Ploff

slow motion replays could use some slowed down impact and grunting audios

Spoon of Ploff

There's a player on the pitch called Trippier. Need to watch out for him.

hedgehog90

Did you see that? It looked like he was chasing the little Hyundai on the advert behind him.

That's got to be my favourite moment so far.

Spoon of Ploff

There's nothing like Mexicans waving to add excitement to a game. Surprised to see so many at a Britain v A.Another match though.

Spoon of Ploff

Quote from: hedgehog90 on June 18, 2018, 08:25:23 PM
Did you see that? It looked like he was chasing the little Hyundai on the advert behind him.

That's got to be my favourite moment so far.

ahh. missed that.

First British player has given up. Maybe he has to return some late library books?

Spoon of Ploff

Another player walks of the pitch. Seriously. If they can't be bothered than why should the rest of us?

Spoon of Ploff

TV pundits increasingly turning into moaning michaels.