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Why are you not watching the football!!!????!?

Started by Spoon of Ploff, June 18, 2018, 06:42:17 PM

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hedgehog90

Quote from: Spoon of Ploff on June 18, 2018, 08:34:24 PM
TV pundits increasingly turning into moaning michaels.

And hoping for 'magic dust'.
Are they high?



Spoon of Ploff

lots of cameras and cables and gubbins littering the sides of the pitch.. surely health and safety will come down on the organizers like a tonne of bricks (if that wouldn't in itself be a breach of health and safety)?

hedgehog90

Keep think I can hear chopper blades in the distance.

Come on Michael, 10 minutes, there's time.

Spoon of Ploff

oh no. A.Another's spare goalie is laying in a puddle of pain.

hedgehog90

Quote from: Spoon of Ploff on June 18, 2018, 08:40:51 PM
lots of cameras and cables and gubbins littering the sides of the pitch.. surely health and safety will come down on the organizers like a tonne of bricks (if that wouldn't in itself be a breach of health and safety)?

QATAR'LL BE A LARF (bricks and shit falling everywhere apparently)

hedgehog90

That man's head was very hard.

I feel his pain too.

Spoon of Ploff

'just a few more minutes. come on the lads' shouts the crowd, thinking about what to have for their tea afterwards.

hedgehog90

Khazari must have a dentist's appointment...

jobotic

They need inspiration.

I suggest Jordan Peterson

Spoon of Ploff

Commentators inciting gun violence there. Imploring the striker for Britain to pull the trigger. No need for that.

hedgehog90

Quote from: jobotic on June 18, 2018, 08:46:50 PM
They need inspiration.

I suggest Jordan Peterson

Jord' an' Peters' son?

Frankie Boyle wouldn't be too happy about it.

Spoon of Ploff

I think it's traditional for Glen Waddle to have a barely comprehensible rant after a game like this, so something for the purists to look forward to.

Spoon of Ploff

Oh look. A goal.

Britain win the replay 1-0!!!

hedgehog90

Oh no!

Edit - Sorry, still haven't adjusted to the switched sides.

hedgehog90


Spoon of Ploff

That's it! That's it! Britain win the world cup!!

hedgehog90

It's in our midst.
Practically ours.
Well done everyone, we're making history.

Spoon of Ploff

Next Up: Why are you not watching the Cricket!!!????!?

hedgehog90

Anyone fancy going outside and flipping some cars to celebrate?

I don't know about you but I could really flip a car right now.

Spoon of Ploff

Naw mate. Too exhausted from all the football. Gonna have a cuppa and a kip.


Spoon of Ploff


seepage


hedgehog90

All kidding aside, Alan Shearer is dishy as fuck.


Glebe

I'm watching the Macaque Championships at the moment. They're being held in Athens, but is anyone else interested? Are they fuck, cuh.

Gregory Torso

I'm really happy I missed this. The football. Are lads man on square ball unlucky.

Ferris

Quote from: Glebe on June 18, 2018, 11:38:53 PM
I'm watching the Macaque Championships at the moment. They're being held in Athens, but is anyone else interested? Are they fuck, cuh.

Can't get a stream and the cost of a 1-week pass is astronomical. If you're going to price fans out of the game, don't complain when nobody watches!

(PM me a link to a decent Macaque Champo stream if you have one during the next round of fixtures though)