Why are you not watching the football!!!????!?

[hedgehog90]

I predict a hefty goal any second now

[DistressedArea]

Holy shit!

[hedgehog90]

told you

[Spoon of Ploff]

You can hear the excitement in the pundits voices, but also doubt. Those that are ex Brit players will know that if their team wins it will progress further than they ever did, and eclipse all their mediocre heroic footballing performances of the past. All they say and do will become increasingly outdated and irrelevant. They will diminish, and go into the West

[Spoon of Ploff]

1-0 Britain. Can they hold on for 90 minutes against the mighty Coat onslaught?

[DistressedArea]

Pretty sure the ball was similing as it went into the net.

This is my home, I belong here.

[Spoon of Ploff]

told you

happy with your WimbleWrong Round 2 draw there hedgehog90?

[Spoon of Ploff]

The Coat's coach isn't even wearing a tie. They have no chance.

[DistressedArea]

If the pitch was a circle, we wouldn't need all these corners.

[pancreas]

Sorry, can I ask a quick question: is it better for a team to have more goals or to have less? I'm trying to understand the commentary better.

[Spoon of Ploff]

The commentator mixes up his J. R. R. Tolkein with his G.R.R Martin in his attempt to describe a Coat defender when all he needed to say was 'that bloke with the stupid hair.'

[DistressedArea]

Yes, that's quite confusing. In this match it's better to have more.

It's much harder to lose if you have more goals, that's key.

[Spoon of Ploff]

Sorry, can I ask a quick question: is it better for a team to have more goals or to have less? I'm trying to understand the commentary better.

Would you allow me to answer that question with a question?

[pancreas]

By all means...

[hedgehog90]

Assuming my calculations are correct, I'm predicting with 99% certainty a score of 1-1 by half time.

[Spoon of Ploff]

By all means...

Cool. Thanks.

[pancreas]

Assuming my calculations are correct, I'm predicting with 99% certainty a score of 1-1 by half time.

Yes. This is because there is one goal at one side of the 'pitch' and one goal at the other side. That rarely changes.

[DistressedArea]

Assuming my calculations are correct, I'm predicting with 99% certainty a score of 1-1 by half time.

Could come down to the most kicks rule.   I haven't been counting but team GB have had loads of kicks.

[Spoon of Ploff]

there's been some bad passing among the White ones. they need to sort that out

[pancreas]

there's been some bad passing among the White ones. they need to sort that out

YES. Honestly it makes one sick.

[Spoon of Ploff]

Coat's goalie (goalkeeper) punched that ball into next Tuesday... where i think it must have bounced off a fitting and landed near the side of the side in now times.

[Spoon of Ploff]

That was a regrettable miss if you are for Britain.

[hedgehog90]

Proof:

[Spoon of Ploff]

Are you enjoying the band that's embedded itself somewhere among the ranks of the British followers pancreas?

[DistressedArea]

That was a regrettable miss if you are for Britain.

Yes. If it had gone into the goal, it would almost certainly have been 2-0.

[pancreas]

By contrast, if you are for the Coats side then you would have been relieved.

[Spoon of Ploff]

The old tactic known as 'hoof it to the big (as in tall) lad', seems to have been replaced by 'hoof it to the fast lad'

[hedgehog90]

the lad who's good at jumping sure can hoof it

[hedgehog90]

Can someone exclain why england fans always chant the Armour Hot Dogs theme?

[DistressedArea]

the lad who's good at jumping sure can hoof it

They practice jumping and kicking and cuddling.