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Why are you not watching the football!!!????!?

Started by Spoon of Ploff, June 18, 2018, 06:42:17 PM

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Spoon of Ploff

Coats players are being booed by the Russians in the audience. 'Sorry about the Novichok' they sing, toward the British team.

pancreas

Britain should be led into battle by the Queen. If she were the manager Britain would be on about ten goals, with the Caots on less than zero.

Spoon of Ploff

Glen Waddle stares with suspicion at a cup full of Chamomile tea. Probably.

The queen of course can move more spaces than any of the other players, and in any direction.

hedgehog90

the goal's about to happen, just watch this...

Spoon of Ploff

Quote from: pancreas on July 11, 2018, 07:43:56 PM
Britain should be led into battle by the Queen. If she were the manager Britain would be on about ten goals, with the Caots on less than zero.

Naw mate.



she'd be a total liability

The Krauts seem angry about something - no ribena for them.

hedgehog90

Oh I see what I did wrong. I must have forgotten to carry the 1.
I meant to say it was 99% of 1-0 by half-times, so I'm correct.

Team GB are winning, but Krautsia are looking the sexier team at this point.

Spoon of Ploff

Only another one and a half footballing matches left to go.

hedgehog90

2.5 games left.
Remember, the 2 biggest losers play against each other in another match, like when they get the rubbish x factor contestants back on for the final so we can all point and laugh.

Spoon of Ploff

Fun Fact: The Coats have a player called Modrige, which is short for Moderate Porridge.

pancreas

Quote from: Spoon of Ploff on July 11, 2018, 07:58:53 PM
Fun Fact: The Coats have a player called Modrige, which is short for Moderate Porridge.

No, it is Modern Fridge.

Spoon of Ploff

The White players like to kick the ball back to the chap in yellow... and also the players in Black.

Spoon of Ploff

The ref seems to be carrying a can of pepper spray. Expecting trouble?

Spoon of Ploff

The goalie (goalkeeper) punts it up over the field this time.. A subtle variation of the hoof.

Spoon of Ploff

what's do your computations say the score will be this half hedgehog90?

Spoon of Ploff

A Britainian get the ball kicked against his tummy and lies down for a bit to recover.

To be fair, that would have killed any ordinary man.

Spoon of Ploff

It's 1-1  !!! How can that be allowed to happen??

Spoon of Ploff

The crowd are disbelieving.   "ooooh nooo, oooooh noooo, ooooh noooooo" they sing

Both teams have exactly the same number of goals!

You really couldn't make it up.

Spoon of Ploff


hedgehog90

Quote from: Spoon of Ploff on July 11, 2018, 08:19:54 PM
what's do your computations say the score will be this half hedgehog90?

2-2 Coats win on penalties

Spoon of Ploff


Does appear to have confused the Englishmen though.

hedgehog90


Spoon of Ploff

Britain's inability perform a competent level of footballing is hampering their chances of a successful progressance.

Dr Rock

Shot of three lovely english blonde ladies in the crowd oh no they're texting.

Spoon of Ploff

A&E Departments up and down the country prepare for the worst.