Happy World Sauntering Day

[New Jack]

World Sauntering Day is celebrated on June 19 every year. The purpose is to remind people to slow down and enjoy life as opposed to rushing through it. It is also sometimes referred to as International Sauntering Day.

I'd celebrate by sauntering a bit more than usual, but I'm happy with my current levels of sauntering - although that does presume ambling is an acceptable substitute.

[Steven]

Sauntering?

Sounds a bit poofy, to me.

[Neville Chamberlain]

I don't mind people sauntering in the privacy of their own homes, it's just when they do it openly in our parks and on our pavements. Disgusting!

[Alberon]

They'll be letting saunterers marry soon! I'm going to stomp everywhere today in protest.

[New Jack]

The pride march for sauntering takes ages

[Steven]

The pride march for sauntering takes ages

That's Sega you're thinking of. And Sonic didn't saunter, he actually ran at very high speeds.

[New Jack]

That's a different day, mate. Can't wait for World Speed Day, what with my drug habits. The march there, is over like that!

... I just snapped my fingers. Knuckles is the mascot for World Finger Snapping day.

[Spoon of Ploff]

What about the people who prefer to mosey on down then?
This is just blatant discrimination.

[Alberon]

They need to make their minds up whether they are saunterers or stompers. They're just deluding themselves if they think they are anything other than one of those two.

[New Jack]

As a habitual meanderer, I'm shocked and disturbed by the ugly, fractious nature of the leisurely-paced ambulatory community

[Glebe]

Tickets for this are now available from Poundstretcher, priced £50. You may be queueing for some hours, however.