If a guy gives you a blowjob, are you gay?

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What if you were receiving fellation from a man, but you spy the man's rear end in a mirror and his anus appears to be painted on?

I'd wonder why they didn't send in a T-800 model.

[Cuellar]

You would of it was Kilroy Silk and nobody would blame you.

Probably true

[yesitsme]

I definitely agree that sexuality isn't binary.  There's a sliding scale between those that prefer tits and fannies and those that love the boaby.

However I put it to you that if you are the owner of a boaby (the boabee) and allow yourself to be blown off by a boaber then that does make you, what the kids in the playground would refer to as 'GaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyYYYyyy'.

If you enjoy it then that's all well and good.

I never understood the desire for men to be able to be the boabee of their own boaber.  Even if that boab is indeed your own you still have someone's cock in your mouth.

Why on earth would you want that?

There's nothing gay about being homosexual by the way.  If you can get it up and keep it up while someone right in front of you is doing likewise, expecially if he's hung like a baboon then that is possibly the most manly thing you can ever do.

Politicians always make me laugh when they trot out the line that 'everyone' has had a 'homosexual experiment' in their youth.

No they haven't.

As a rule of thumb if you've shagged a bloke up the arse that makes you gay.

It's no one's business of course and as I said if you're in to it then fill your boots.

Speaking as someone who benefited from working in an industry where a good 75pc of the men are gay then I say the more the merrier.  It was the kind of odds I needed.

It's a melting pot.

[colacentral]

I often hear on podcasts etc people saying stuff like "yeah me and my friend sucked each other off in school just to see what it was like, we weren't gay." But as a 100% heterosexual I don't see how you can not be at least partially gay, even taking teenage hormones into account. The idea of it has always been disgusting to me, even as a teenager - not in a homophobic way, just that there is nothing remotely appealing about dirty dumb men and their willies.

I think there are alot more men who are closet bisexuals than would be popularly believed though, possibly as many as there are bisexual women. I know a lot of laddy twat men who have shared stories about group sex encounters where I get the sense other men being part of it was what they enjoyed so much, or people stating desires for it. Alot of football lad banter twats I've met are like this.

One person who was a friend of a friend (and an absolute tosser) met me for the first time and under the pretence of trying to be funny kept calling me gay - yet it was fairly obvious to be that he was a hugely repressed homosexual / bisexual taking out his frustration on me, or trying some sort of coded cack-handed flirting.

I also had a flatmate for three years who would "jokingly" get aggressive and wrestle me unprovoked. He was also very laddy. I got the sense he was hoping one day I'd turn and grab his cock or something.

I therefore think part of the lad thug culture is borne out of gay repression. I am not ultra masculine or dripping with testosterone yet gayness does not register a jot with me; I'm not asexual either as I'd be wanking until dust came out if left by myself all day.

[mothman]

What if you were receiving fellation from a man, but you spy the man's rear end in a mirror and his anus appears to be painted on?

Terminate the encounter. Before he terminates you.

[pancreas]

The gayest thing in all the world.

There are many gayer things than sex with a man. For example, as Depressed pointed out:



Of course, regular readers of my pieces will know that I found myself in the position of possibly giving a blowjob to a straight guy who is ten years my junior—such is the siren's call of my sexual potency—but I refrained because it would have been a fucking nightmare for all the consequential fallout. Now, the main reason for that fallout would have been Gecko's fury should he have found out, but the rest of it stems merely from society's capriciousness in these matters. To wit, why shouldn't two mates suck each other's cocks if they're feeling it?

[Steven]

I therefore think part of the lad thug culture is borne out of gay repression. I am not ultra masculine or dripping with testosterone yet gayness does not register a jot with me; I'm not asexual either as I'd be wanking until dust came out if left by myself all day.

Yes, that's definitely part of it, I've had groups of drunk big rugger bugger fucks come in to pubs and one of them always locks on to me, sometimes they try and say something aggressive to you to get your negative attention, but one time I was just out having a fag and this big bloke from a group of them made a beeline for me and asked me to hug him because his Dad had died, I did hug him but it felt really uncomfortable hugging some stranger twice my size. I can understand someone being repressed and wanting to get drunk and let all that shit out after their Dad has died, but the worst are the try-hard homophobic aggressive lads who squeeze your hand when you shake it or say really aggressive stuff about "kicking in a queer" and keeps questioning your sexuality because they obviously get a bit turned on by the whole premise but can't let themselves accept it in any sort of light but negative.

[colacentral]

Yes, that's exactly it, negative attention.

I'm not ultra masculine but neither am I effeminate - I guess I'm rather neutral - and the bloke who kept calling me gay had no grounds for that suspicion: he'd started saying it before he'd even spoken to me or seen me speak to anybody else. My guess is he fancied me, sized me up, and figured I wasn't the sort to punch him for being a cock, so worth a gamble on me really being gay and it somehow working out for him.

[Steven]

I'm not ultra masculine but neither am I effeminate - I guess I'm rather neutral - and the bloke who kept calling me gay had no grounds for that suspicion: he'd started saying it before he'd even spoken to me or seen me speak to anybody else. My guess is he fancied me, sized me up, and figured I wasn't the sort to punch him for being a cock, so worth a gamble on me really being gay and it somehow working out for him.

Yep, and I'm certainly not feminine but not especially blokey or masculine either so do get problems in rougher pubs, nobody ever assumes I'm gay at all apart from particularly "Chavy" lads, mostly I think because I enunciate my words and in the North that's just flat-out "gay" to some even if I don't sound effeminate at all. And yeah, since I'm not at all built, aggressive blokes know they can push your buttons without any fear of you retaliating. Though I have noticed when I've had a bit of Dutch courage if the particularly cunty ones make very incendiary and aggressive taunts at you, if you manage to come back with a decent quip or stupid reply that generally makes them laugh they can instantly soften to you (ugh poor choice of words I suppose).

[New Jack]

What if you're totally asexual and devoid of all emotional sensation and societal ideas to boot, and you allow it out of some altruistic favour to the blower, while you, the blowee, having eaten a Viagra, are essentially unconcerned and barely even a participant in the act?

Asking for a friend

[mothman]

Still gay.

[checkoutgirl]

Yep, and I'm certainly not feminine but not especially blokey or masculine either so do get problems in rougher pubs, nobody ever assumes I'm gay at all apart from particularly "Chavy" lads, mostly I think because I enunciate my words and in the North that's just flat-out "gay" to some even if I don't sound effeminate at all. And yeah, since I'm not at all built, aggressive blokes know they can push your buttons without any fear of you retaliating. Though I have noticed when I've had a bit of Dutch courage if the particularly cunty ones make very incendiary and aggressive taunts at you, if you manage to come back with a decent quip or stupid reply that generally makes them laugh they can instantly soften to you (ugh poor choice of words I suppose).

Why do you even bother going to the pub? Sounds like a right pain in the arse (no pun intended).

[The Boston Crab]

I think you're gay or attracted to men, however you put it. I'd no sooner have my nob sucked by a man than I'd let a dolphin do the same or a dog. It would do nothing for me beyond neutralise the raging dongue fever.

I wouldn't let most women do it either, most people haven't got a fuckin clue what they're doing.

[greenman]

That's a point.

How would transgendered people fit into this?

Whilst transexuality obviously extends beyond sex you could argue that many trans people sleeping with people of the same gender(so say a mtf transsexual sleeping with a cis women) also highlights that arousal is not just based on attraction to someone else but also your own role within it the act(you having sex as a man or a woman). That perhaps highlights the attraction in the sailor example given earlier? their missing half the desired situation in the gender their attracted to but their not missing the idea of themselves having sex. Maybe each of those two aspects are stronger in some people than others?

[Cuellar]

I think you're gay or attracted to men, however you put it. I'd no sooner have my nob sucked by a man than I'd let a dolphin do the same or a dog. It would do nothing for me beyond neutralise the raging dongue fever.

I wouldn't let most women do it either, most people haven't got a fuckin clue what they're doing.

What if it was a guy who was really good at it though?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZM2Lu7THRUE

[Jockice]

I've always loved the phrase 'straight-acting.' I can just imagine them going around saying: "Hi. I like girls!" in a very deep voice but then as soon as they get hooked up with another gay guy it's all: "Oooh, you hot stud!"

I'm pretty unmacho myself and quite a few people during my life have assumed I'm gay and a few gay blokes coming on to me. But not in that way. It's not something I find objectionable but I wouldn't go out of my way to have it happen either. Probably quite good if you're in the mood but all my crushes have been on females so I don't think I'm that way inclined.

What I do find objectionable is the sort of macho repressed gay who physically assault you because they can't face up to their sexuality. I''ve come up against quite a few of them in my time too. But again not in that way.  They can fuck off and die. Hopefully unfulfilled.

[thenoise]

I find men utterly repulsive, although I am not against the idea of having sex with them in general, the reality of the situation is that 99% of them are physically repulsive to me, and the other 1% are so feminine I may as well just fuck a woman.  I certainly don't need to experience everything to know that I don't want to do it, although I appreciate the curiosity of those that don't feel this way.

I would fuck a woman up the bum though.  But they have much nicer bottoms than men, and probably look after them better too.

Gay guys are fine, I've sung in choirs since school so I've always known lots of gays and I probably have more in common with yer average gay than some football lad or whatever.

[biggytitbo]

What if you're been nosed off by some fella but then you look down and see its Paul Ross looking mournfully back up at you?

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

What if you're been

No, what if you're been?

[Nobody Soup]

That's a point.

How would transgendered people fit into this?

this is a massively un-PC thought experiment but I remember people would ask would you rather have sex with a man that looked like a beautiful woman (say christina hendricks with a penis) or a woman that looked like a man with a vagina. I know were these real people instead of constructs I would have misgendered them but that's sort of how the question was posed. I always found it weird straight laaads would automatically go "eeww, obviously the woman.". I'm attracted to the way women look entirely so I would take the pretty person albeit with genitalia I'm less familiar with.

I always thought sexuality divided down gender lines was a bit dumb anyway. I'm probably only attracted to about 5% of the women in the world, given that many of them are children, octogenarians, and just plain unattractive. I'm lucky if I see 2 people a day in a full days work I'd have sex with. so I'm barely more attracted to "women" than I am "men".

but being gay and queer is also a cultural thing I think, which on a lot of levels I identify with. I have real proper gay best friends, I was incredibly androgynous when I was younger wearing women's clothing and make up, so yeah, I dunno. I have loads of gay friends, one of my best mates is gay, it's not vaguely taboo between us, I go to gay clubs loads, proper wild ones, not vanilla bollocks. I personally don't mind what anyone wants to feel they are sexually. it's all cool and should be respected.

[biggytitbo]

No, what if you're been?

I meant noshed too. It was a disaster of a post, mainly because I was been nosed off by Paul Ross at the time.

[greenman]

this is a massively un-PC thought experiment but I remember people would ask would you rather have sex with a man that looked like a beautiful woman (say christina hendricks with a penis) or a woman that looked like a man with a vagina. I know were these real people instead of constructs I would have misgendered them but that's sort of how the question was posed. I always found it weird straight laaads would automatically go "eeww, obviously the woman.". I'm attracted to the way women look entirely so I would take the pretty person albeit with genitalia I'm less familiar with.

Certainly genitalia would not be at the head of the list of why I find women attractive.

Perhaps does highlight that homophobia often goes hand in hand with repressed homosexuality? I think as well that the laddish/alt right transphobia tends to be based on transeuxals playing into their fears, both in terms of being emasculated personally and the idea that male genitalia as linked to dominance which they feel they must have sexually.

[DArtagnan]

No, what if you're been?

Can I join in? Surely it's "what if you're being." or, "what if you've been."

[machotrouts]

I'm probably only attracted to about 5% of the women in the world, given that many of them are children, octogenarians, and just plain unattractive.

And what about the other 95%?

[Dex Sawash]

Can I join in? Surely it's "what if you're being." or, "what if you've been."

Would also accept 'bean'

[machotrouts]

I meant noshed too.

It's too late to cover for Shit Good Nose now.

[Dex Sawash]

What if you are only pretty sure it is a guy before it happens?

[Famous Mortimer]

"When you think about it, being straight is gay"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcQDlqT_6-k

[yesitsme]

Whoever said about Podcasters (when they're not talking about Blue Apron, Square Space or some fucking bed manufacturer) talking about gobbling each other off...?

Yeah, also don't understand this thing where people say 'Yeah, I'd shag him.'

I know it's only a bit of fun but it's still gay fun and shouldn't really be your cup of tea if your proclaiming you're not.  Just strikes me as an odd thing to say.  'Oh, I don't like cake but I'd fuck that one in the baker's shop window good an proper!'

I used to work with a guy who hated gays.  I mean HATED them.  Always banging on about how the very thought of it sickened him.  We told him it was because he was 'full fruit' but that only made him worse.

He lives with a man called Nicholas now.

My mate (the gas fitting conspiracy theorist) has another theory.  He reckons ALL men go 'full fruit at 50'.

His evidence?  John Travolta.

I say JT always was.

I'm three years off this revelation but are there any Metro readers out there over 50 who have got on the wrong bus?  Remember to mark your entry 'I used to straight but I like it up the arse nOooOoOoOOoowww!'

[poo]

if a straight man wanked about riding another man's cock in a room at Day's Inn Membury Services and then watching the cum drip out of his arse in front of the mirror - is that gay?