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I wrote a film...
« on: June 20, 2018, 02:37:14 PM »
...and now it's on Netflix. All you have to do is find it...

Re: I wrote a film...
« Reply #1 on: June 20, 2018, 02:48:39 PM »
Is it Ghostbusters: The New Breed?

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Re: I wrote a film...
« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2018, 02:50:13 PM »
Porkies?

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Re: I wrote a film...
« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2018, 02:50:43 PM »
It's not A Quiet Place is it? Because that was fucking shit.

Re: I wrote a film...
« Reply #4 on: June 20, 2018, 02:54:08 PM »
Well I have searched Netflix and there are no films written by "Radar" so I call shenanigans. Unless it isn't in the UK library

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Re: I wrote a film...
« Reply #5 on: June 20, 2018, 03:12:34 PM »
Brave of you to make your return to public life on here, Max.

Re: I wrote a film...
« Reply #6 on: June 20, 2018, 04:05:53 PM »
It’s called ‘A Quiet Place’. Anyone have any opinions?





It’s not ‘A Quiet Place’. I don’t think.

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Re: I wrote a film...
« Reply #7 on: June 20, 2018, 05:19:57 PM »
Can't guess as I don't have Netflix. Merely Freeview and NowTV. Best of luck with it though. As long as it's not China Salesman you should be just dandy.
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Re: I wrote a film...
« Reply #8 on: June 20, 2018, 05:37:07 PM »
Love you Nolan

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Re: I wrote a film...
« Reply #9 on: June 20, 2018, 07:08:24 PM »
Is it the new Martin Freeman thing, Cargo?

Re: I wrote a film...
« Reply #10 on: June 20, 2018, 07:21:23 PM »
No - though I think that looks quite good. Based on a quite a good short.

Here it is : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gryenlQKTbE

Though I am currently developing a thing that may end up with Martin Freeman in it.

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Re: I wrote a film...
« Reply #11 on: June 20, 2018, 09:48:35 PM »
The Dogs (2018)

Re: I wrote a film...
« Reply #12 on: June 20, 2018, 09:54:38 PM »
come on what film is it

Re: I wrote a film...
« Reply #13 on: June 20, 2018, 10:59:23 PM »
Is that you, Terry Jones?

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Re: I wrote a film...
« Reply #14 on: June 20, 2018, 11:32:13 PM »
Seething. The Minotaur franchise was supposedly getting a deal with Netflix then some other bugger got in before us*.

(*Jen now has an equal stake in the film series)

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Re: I wrote a film...
« Reply #15 on: June 21, 2018, 12:49:03 AM »
Can't believe you'd come back to us in this way, Stanley

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Re: I wrote a film...
« Reply #16 on: June 21, 2018, 12:51:42 AM »
Attack of the Macaques (1979)?

Re: I wrote a film...
« Reply #17 on: June 21, 2018, 12:58:27 AM »
Planet Of The Rapes?

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Re: I wrote a film...
« Reply #18 on: June 21, 2018, 01:19:26 AM »
Attack of the Macaques (1979)?

Macaque of the Macaques

Re: I wrote a film...
« Reply #19 on: June 21, 2018, 07:09:50 AM »
Speed 2: Cruise Control?

Re: I wrote a film...
« Reply #20 on: June 21, 2018, 08:38:30 AM »
I'm not Jan De Bont. I have dredged up from memory that Jan De Bont directed Speed 2 : Cruise Control, and I'm sticking with that even if he didn't.

I honestly thought that guessing the film might be more fun that watching it. Though - if you watch it all the way through it gets clocked by Netflix and they might renew. Which is good.

I will give clues if you like. I'll be Kenneth Kendall in this situation.

Re: I wrote a film...
« Reply #21 on: June 21, 2018, 08:40:06 AM »
Yogi Bear?

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Re: I wrote a film...
« Reply #22 on: June 21, 2018, 08:50:41 AM »
The Dogs (2018)?

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Re: I wrote a film...
« Reply #23 on: June 21, 2018, 08:55:36 AM »
No, mate, you write books.

You film films

Re: I wrote a film...
« Reply #24 on: June 21, 2018, 09:00:35 AM »
I mean - you're not wrong.

Don't think Yogi Bear is on Netflix. It was on Amazon for a bit. I watched it every day.

Re: I wrote a film...
« Reply #25 on: June 21, 2018, 09:16:03 AM »
Any more screenplay writers here? My first produced feature script had a cinema premiere last month and is due out on DVD later this year, though the director is refusing to show it at film festivals despite the fact that we've got several keen on screening it. It's not 'A Quiet Place'.

Re: I wrote a film...
« Reply #26 on: June 21, 2018, 09:17:37 AM »
Why so fucking coy? Just tell us the films you made so we can say they are shit. It will come out eventually so may as well cut to the chase

Re: I wrote a film...
« Reply #27 on: June 21, 2018, 09:28:45 AM »
Fair comment. This one's mine:

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5232468/


If nothing else, it puts me two degrees of separation away from David Lynch.

Re: I wrote a film...
« Reply #28 on: June 21, 2018, 10:34:35 AM »
Seen it. It's shit

Not really, sorry

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Re: I wrote a film...
« Reply #29 on: June 21, 2018, 11:07:22 AM »