I wrote a film...

[Radar]

...and now it's on Netflix. All you have to do is find it...

[phantom_power]

Is it Ghostbusters: The New Breed?

[Operty1]

Porkies?

[Wet Blanket]

It's not A Quiet Place is it? Because that was fucking shit.

[phantom_power]

Well I have searched Netflix and there are no films written by "Radar" so I call shenanigans. Unless it isn't in the UK library

[Kelvin]

Brave of you to make your return to public life on here, Max.

[Radar]

It's called 'A Quiet Place'. Anyone have any opinions?





It's not 'A Quiet Place'. I don't think.

[Sgt. Duckie]

Can't guess as I don't have Netflix. Merely Freeview and NowTV. Best of luck with it though. As long as it's not China Salesman you should be just dandy.

[itsfredtitmus]

Love you Nolan

[Small Man Big Horse]

Is it the new Martin Freeman thing, Cargo?

[Radar]

No - though I think that looks quite good. Based on a quite a good short.

Here it is : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gryenlQKTbE

Though I am currently developing a thing that may end up with Martin Freeman in it.

[Shit Good Nose]

The Dogs (2018)

[willy crossit]

come on what film is it

[saltysnacks]

Is that you, Terry Jones?

[BlodwynPig]

Seething. The Minotaur franchise was supposedly getting a deal with Netflix then some other bugger got in before us*.

(*Jen now has an equal stake in the film series)

[Custard]

Can't believe you'd come back to us in this way, Stanley

[Glebe]

Attack of the Macaques (1979)?

[Steven]

Planet Of The Rapes?

[BlodwynPig]

Attack of the Macaques (1979)?

Macaque of the Macaques

[phantom_power]

Speed 2: Cruise Control?

[Radar]

I'm not Jan De Bont. I have dredged up from memory that Jan De Bont directed Speed 2 : Cruise Control, and I'm sticking with that even if he didn't.

I honestly thought that guessing the film might be more fun that watching it. Though - if you watch it all the way through it gets clocked by Netflix and they might renew. Which is good.

I will give clues if you like. I'll be Kenneth Kendall in this situation.

[phantom_power]

Yogi Bear?

[Phil_A]

The Dogs (2018)?

[New Jack]

No, mate, you write books.

You film films

[Radar]

I mean - you're not wrong.

Don't think Yogi Bear is on Netflix. It was on Amazon for a bit. I watched it every day.

[another Mr. Lizard]

Any more screenplay writers here? My first produced feature script had a cinema premiere last month and is due out on DVD later this year, though the director is refusing to show it at film festivals despite the fact that we've got several keen on screening it. It's not 'A Quiet Place'.

[phantom_power]

Why so fucking coy? Just tell us the films you made so we can say they are shit. It will come out eventually so may as well cut to the chase

[another Mr. Lizard]

Fair comment. This one's mine:

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5232468/


If nothing else, it puts me two degrees of separation away from David Lynch.

[phantom_power]

Seen it. It's shit

Not really, sorry

[Shit Good Nose]

The Dogs (2018)?

Oi!!!!!