Author Topic: I wrote a film...  (Read 1982 times)

Operty1

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Re: I wrote a film...
« Reply #30 on: June 21, 2018, 11:09:42 AM »
Is it Hot Bot?

buzby

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Re: I wrote a film...
« Reply #31 on: June 21, 2018, 12:35:25 PM »
I will give clues if you like. I'll be Kenneth Kendall in this situation.
A soft reboot of the Treasure Hunt cinematic universe (hopefully featuing cameos from Anneka Rice and Wincey Willis)?

Re: I wrote a film...
« Reply #32 on: June 21, 2018, 01:40:22 PM »
Kenneth Kendall wasn't a clue.

I may have misjudged this.

Shit Good Nose

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Re: I wrote a film...
« Reply #33 on: June 21, 2018, 01:55:30 PM »
Just tell us what it is - you clearly want us to know, so why be so vague?

New Jack

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Re: I wrote a film...
« Reply #34 on: June 21, 2018, 03:28:22 PM »
At this point the backlash for being responsible for even a terrible film is probably less than the unending backlash of turning it into a mystery

Re: I wrote a film...
« Reply #35 on: June 21, 2018, 04:56:10 PM »
The Pogs (2018) ?

Remember Pogs? They're back, but in movie form.

Famous Mortimer

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Re: I wrote a film...
« Reply #36 on: June 21, 2018, 11:57:08 PM »
Fair comment. This one's mine:

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5232468/


If nothing else, it puts me two degrees of separation away from David Lynch.
As long as it follows on from "Witchboard 3: The Possession", I'll be happy.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114957/?ref_=tt_rec_tti

(seriously though, good on you, hope it does well)

zomgmouse

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Re: I wrote a film...
« Reply #37 on: June 22, 2018, 12:50:30 AM »
Yeah tell us what it is you modest shit

Re: I wrote a film...
« Reply #38 on: June 22, 2018, 01:35:01 AM »
man's shitein it now in't he comin in here giving it the billy big bollocks eh guess what i could make a film too but i don't wanna

Small Man Big Horse

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Re: I wrote a film...
« Reply #39 on: June 22, 2018, 04:13:48 PM »
Was it Code Name: K.O.Z.?

New Jack

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Re: I wrote a film...
« Reply #40 on: June 22, 2018, 05:43:35 PM »
man's shitein it now in't he comin in here giving it the billy big bollocks eh guess what i could make a film too but i don't wanna

Hey I'm famous

Not telling you who I am though

Enjoy!

OP, if you tell us I might even watch it and I'm far less likely to slag it if we've spoken*


*I am a bit angry generally though so no promises

Re: I wrote a film...
« Reply #41 on: February 05, 2019, 09:37:02 AM »
Four years after it was written, three years after it was filmed, and nine months after its only cinema screening, the film wot I co-wrote is finally available on amazon Prime. In Germany.

I'm told it is coming to amazon.co.uk very soon. And there has been talk of an American deal which might lead to a dvd or blu-ray release.

https://www.amazon.de/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?__mk_de_DE=%C3%85M%C3%85%C5%BD%C3%95%C3%91&url=search-alias%3Dinstant-video&field-keywords=ouijageist

Small Man Big Horse

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Re: I wrote a film...
« Reply #42 on: February 05, 2019, 12:56:58 PM »
Four years after it was written, three years after it was filmed, and nine months after its only cinema screening, the film wot I co-wrote is finally available on amazon Prime. In Germany.

I'm told it is coming to amazon.co.uk very soon. And there has been talk of an American deal which might lead to a dvd or blu-ray release.

https://www.amazon.de/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?__mk_de_DE=%C3%85M%C3%85%C5%BD%C3%95%C3%91&url=search-alias%3Dinstant-video&field-keywords=ouijageist

Well it's quite short but I enjoyed it - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtYRktUKBnw

(In all seriousness, congratulations, and do let me know when it's available to watch as it sounds really interesting).

Re: I wrote a film...
« Reply #43 on: February 05, 2019, 03:56:12 PM »
Without clicking on that link I already know it will be the same one our director sent out as a 'joke' just before our big screen premiere last year.

Did we ever find out what the OP's movie was?

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Re: I wrote a film...
« Reply #44 on: February 06, 2019, 11:42:11 PM »
The Dogs (2019)

Re: I wrote a film...
« Reply #45 on: February 07, 2019, 12:54:08 AM »
The Dogs (2019)

Could have done with a more easily searchable title.

BlodwynPig

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Re: I wrote a film...
« Reply #46 on: February 07, 2019, 03:48:56 AM »
The Days Have Gone (2018)