Check out my new website!

[Huxleys Babkins]

It's a high-intensity multimedia news portal covering movies, music, roast dinners and adhesives.

It's hosted at;

Go Daddy Europe Limited
5 New Square
London EC4A 3TW
United Kingdom

Check it out!

[drummersaredeaf]

They said they didn't know you, and that they are completely unarsed about adhesives.

[New Jack]

'Go daddy'? This niche porn gets stranger and stranger

[Glebe]

I only have a grand total of £2.99 to spend Hux, so I hope there's plenty of bargains going!

[Huxleys Babkins]

I've just this second uploaded a top 10 gravys for £2.99 or less onto our new YouTube channel. You'll find it here;

Google
1600 Amphitheatre Parkway,
Mountain View 94043
United States of America

[Steven]

'Go daddy'? This niche porn gets stranger and stranger

Where you headin'?

[Rolf Lundgren]

Cleared my cache but still not working.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Cleared my cache but still not working.

You may need to update your browser. We recommend Microsoft Edge which supports all the latest web technologies and is up to 30% faster than Google Chrome. You can get it here;

Microsoft Campus,
Thames Valley Park,
Reading
RG6 1WG
United Kingdom

[Bum Flaps]

Sorry, don't like to self-advertise, but if you need any Flash plugins, I'm selling them on my stall at the Sunday car boot. 4quid each or three for a tenner. See you Sunday!

[cptspalding]

Got a free sample of the internet through the door the other day. Haven't opened it yet but the shape of the package makes me think it is some sort of dieting blog.

A mate signed up and gets a few bits and pieces through each month.  He was well chuffed at first and even bought the official display cabinet to show them off but I think he may start cutting back as one of his kids accidentally opened an envelope containing some Isis propoganda videos, thinking it was a Pokémon message board.

[hamfist]

I'm working on a drive-thru internet, it's gonna be ridic. First site live will be AskJeeves - you'll be able pull up in your car and to shout your questions into a microphone and Jeeves in the little cabin will respond using his headset. Ri. Dic.

[Gregory Torso]

I went and checked out the website and now my body is riddled with malware.

[the]

Ri. Dic.

Bo!

I had a problem the other day and had to go down to the offices of the Internet to sort it out. Bloody ridiculous, forty minutes I was in that waiting room.

Turns out there was a configuration problem with my biro

[Spoon of Ploff]

I went to my local Internet shop and asked them if they could take a look at my old ARPANET which has been playing up of late. They just laughed at me and called me a granddad. I won't be going back there in a hurry.

[Huxleys Babkins]

Apologies to any of you attempting to access the site this morning. It crashed after we uploaded a "Top 10 Facts About The Superglue In Ryan Reynolds' Trouser Pockets" article, resulting in a five car pile up on the M4 and I'm ashamed to say that there are three casualties confirmed and that number is expected to rise.

We'll be back up once we've rebooted the server and I've served a 20 year prison sentence.

[Ferris]

I wait until nighttime then turn the light off in my kitchen, that is how I access the dark web. Can't see a bloody thing of it, mind.

[the]

Well that's the problem with the dark web, it's very badly lit round there.

My mate cracked his forehead on a low beam in there, two stitches.

[spamwangler]

this is my kind of thread. i think real just met real

[finnquark]

I've been collecting coupons in the Sun, and I've redeemed them for ten days at a family internet for £10.

[hamfist]

I went here and they said I need a fucking certificate, well I went to the university of life son I don't need a fucking certificate son so I just wrote one myself and then the alarm bells went off and I had to sign a fucking waiver to go inside

[Ferris]

I've been collecting coupons in the Sun, and I've redeemed them for ten days at a family internet for £10.

You want to be careful with that. Careful as you go now.