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Most gloriously offensive band name you've seen

Started by Nice Relaxing Poo, June 21, 2018, 06:42:43 PM

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Dirty Boy

Maybe not gloriously offensive, but i always feel a bit uncomfortable googling to find some Child Abuse. It's a shame because they're great.

You've Got Foetus On Your Breath just makes me think of Tom Cruise.

chveik


PaulTMA

There is a grindcore band from Glasgow called Wheelchair Wheelchair Wheelchair Wheelchair, which is more implied offensive than anything.  However, they did have a Jade Goody tribute EP entitled 'Bald And Dead' which made one half of the band so wracked with guilt that they removed it from availability.  I've not heard it, but apparently one of the tracks was called 'Unfit Mother', about her attempt to run the London Marathon with negligible training levels

https://www.metal-archives.com/albums/Wheelchair_Wheelchair_Wheelchair_Wheelchair/Bald_and_Dead/535811

1.   Requiem for Jade   03:05   
2.   Bald & Dead   00:31   
3.   Jack the Raper   00:32   
4.   Shilpa Poppadom   01:04   
5.   PR Disaster   00:52   
6.   Candle in the Wind 2009   02:17   
7.   Celebrity Wife Swap Driving School Weakest Link Stars in Their Eyes   01:02   
8.   Your Cancer, My Cock   03:57   
9.   Disco Girl   02:11
   

(not sure if the closing track is a cover of the BMX Bandits song)
(Edit: no sign of Unfit Mother there.  I can't have made that up, it's too good)

gmoney

I can't remember if Carnivorous Erection was the name of the band or the album, but it made me and my mates laugh.

boki

I quite like Barnyard Masturbator because whilst it's pretty gross, the act described is surely a victimless crime.

Sebastian Cobb

Not massively offensive but I quite liked how GBOA would crop up on bills as Lesbian Dopeheads on Mopeds from time to time.

purlieu

Quote from: Jerzy Bondov on June 22, 2018, 11:49:30 AM
This is beautiful.  Every word of that makes it funnier. If there was any justice this would be the most famous band in the world.
Yes, it's wonderful. 'Alarming' is the best word in there, but they're all necessary.
Quote from: Nice Relaxing Poo on June 22, 2018, 12:51:41 PM
Some classics from the grindcore scene:

Torsofuck (with their classic Raped by Elephants):
If we're ok to go with song titles - and 'Raped by Elephants' is a fantastic one - then Anal Blast's 'She Eats Her Tampons Out of My Shit' is my go-to for hilariously offensive and horrible.
Here it is in all its beauty: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZikRce4IGs
The verses sound rather like someone clearing their throat, which always amuses me.

Quote from: Nice Relaxing Poo on June 22, 2018, 12:51:41 PMSpermswamp (the delightfully titled Fermented Anal Nectar):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXmz_AphfGs

The last one sounds like someone unblocking a drain set over a the sound of a child fucking around with the drum machine on a Bontempi organ.
MIDI pornogrind, amazing!
Quote from: chveik on June 22, 2018, 01:22:36 PM
Cock and Ball Torture
Responsible for one of the most entertaining live videos I've ever seen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DA8hy-Ebw-Q

the ouch cube

Prostitute Disfigurement

Maggot Twat

Not very 'glorious' though

Poo Poo Pee Pee Pants (I'm not making that up)

Dusty Gozongas


biggytitbo

Quote from: Nice Relaxing Poo on June 22, 2018, 12:51:41 PM
Torsofuck (with their classic Raped by Elephants):


Not as good as the Olivia Newton John cover version.

Malcy

I cut a bit out of the Sunday Sport years ago and kept it for years because it was a list of band names like this. I can remember;

Vaginal Croutons
Adolf Hitlers Nipple Clamp

Erm, not any more come to mind straight away and they were probably the tamest on the list. There was about 20 on it though. Sure some will come back.


alan nagsworth

Revolting Cocks has always been one of my all time favourite band names. Their music is alright, like, but fuck me that name. Superb.

Also a big fan of The Mentally Ill, but that's more to do with the fact that their music is the shittiest sound you'll ever hear without it being unlistenable and their tunes are about murdering kids and John Wayne Gacy and the like. Deliberate shock value stuff, but unlike bands like Anal Cunt they actually did a good job of it and they deserve the cult following.

kilgore

Quote from: gmoney on June 22, 2018, 02:00:47 PM
I can't remember if Carnivorous Erection was the name of the band or the album, but it made me and my mates laugh.

It's an album by Regurgitate. Someone posted the excellent artwork on here a while ago, so I will not.


PaulTMA

Priestraper doesn't exist yet but I think they really should

PaulTMA


Shaky

Honestly not try to be an edgelord but most of these names don't offend me in the slightest. They just have a whiff of trying too hard.  DEATH + SEXUAL PRACTICE. FELLATING POLICEMEN. RETARDED INUIT KIDS LICKING A TORY JUDGE'S BUMHOLE AS HE PROLAPSES AT CHURCH. Awarding oneself a naughty name always comes off as silly unless the music backs it up, and truly transgressive bandnames, songtitles etc go a bit deeper than simply stringing some words together.

I mean, I have no real urge to listen to the likes of Whitehouse but by Christ they've got the oeuvre to back up the shock tactics.

EDIT: Since a couple of you brought up Olivia Newton John and Revolting Cocks, it's a good reason to post this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIhNEpWb780

jobotic

It's Rapeman, just because they are the only ones on here I own records by.

I always thought The Victims Family was a bit mean, although the lack of apostrophe means that it sounded like a Partridge Family type affair but their surnames were Victims. Perhaps that was the point.

purlieu

Quote from: Shaky on June 23, 2018, 05:28:13 AM
Honestly not try to be an edgelord but most of these names don't offend me in the slightest. They just have a whiff of trying too hard.
To be fair, most of the noise and grindcore ones are very self-aware and not at all intended to be serious. I suppose they're more trying to be disgusting / repulsive / funny rather than actually offensive.

Quote from: purlieu on June 23, 2018, 11:07:58 AM
To be fair, most of the noise and grindcore ones are very self-aware and not at all intended to be serious. I suppose they're more trying to be disgusting / repulsive / funny rather than actually offensive.

Hence the title "Gloriously offensive", tongues are firmly in cheeks on all of the ones I posted.

Crabwalk

The Frogs had it right. Choose an inncuous band name and then release the most transgressive, properly hilarious material possible under it.

These unimaginative, try-hard names seem like the work of anal Colin Hunts.

alan nagsworth

Quote from: purlieu on June 23, 2018, 11:07:58 AM
To be fair, most of the noise and grindcore ones are very self-aware and not at all intended to be serious. I suppose they're more trying to be disgusting / repulsive / funny rather than actually offensive.

I appreciate that, totally - in fact some of my favourite song titles are the stupidly long ones in the powerviolence/grind scene from the likes of The Locust, The Great Redneck Hope, early Daughters stuff, etc. - but to be honest I'm equally fond of dyed in the wool serious metal bands properly going for it. Someone's already mentioned Dying Fetus, who are a tremendous band as well, and there's a certain charm to bands like Mayhem calling their songs stuff like "Chainsaw Gutsfuck" because it's the most brutal combination of words they could think of. It's pretty cute.

Barry Admm


Sebastian Cobb

Just remembered there's a yank rapper called 'the nonce'.

idunnosomename

Quote from: chveik on June 22, 2018, 01:22:36 PM
Dying Fetus

Isn't every fetus dying though? Ahhhhh everything is born to die ahhhh

Good band tho

thenoise

Quote from: Shaky on June 23, 2018, 05:28:13 AM
Honestly not try to be an edgelord but most of these names don't offend me in the slightest. They just have a whiff of trying too hard.  DEATH + SEXUAL PRACTICE. FELLATING POLICEMEN. RETARDED INUIT KIDS LICKING A TORY JUDGE'S BUMHOLE AS HE PROLAPSES AT CHURCH. Awarding oneself a naughty name always comes off as silly unless the music backs it up, and truly transgressive bandnames, songtitles etc go a bit deeper than simply stringing some words together.

I mean, I have no real urge to listen to the likes of Whitehouse but by Christ they've got the oeuvre to back up the shock tactics.

EDIT: Since a couple of you brought up Olivia Newton John and Revolting Cocks, it's a good reason to post this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIhNEpWb780

Whitehouse's label mates 'Sutcliffe Jugend' took the former's flirtations with nazism and serial killer worship to ridiculous extremes. Their ten hour release 'We spit on their graves', dedicated to the Yorkshire Ripper's victims, I find borderline unlistenable now (although I used to regularly fall asleep to it, believe it or not). Their live show I attended in 2003 they were selling a t shirt with photos of all the ripper's victims faces on it, with 'we spit on their graves' underneath. Didn't buy it, not the sort of thing I can imagine wearing regularly.

jobotic

Quote from: thenoise on June 23, 2018, 09:31:43 PM
Whitehouse's label mates 'Sutcliffe Jugend' took the former's flirtations with nazism and serial killer worship to ridiculous extremes. Their ten hour release 'We spit on their graves', dedicated to the Yorkshire Ripper's victims, I find borderline unlistenable now (although I used to regularly fall asleep to it, believe it or not). Their live show I attended in 2003 they were selling a t shirt with photos of all the ripper's victims faces on it, with 'we spit on their graves' underneath. Didn't buy it, not the sort of thing I can imagine wearing regularly.

The only response to someone wearing one of those would be a weary "mate".

purlieu

I had to review a Sutcliffe Jugend album for a website I used to write for and it was really fucking dull, just immediately "this is really dark and scary music" that was effective for about five minutes before just repeating itself throughout. Which is kind of what you'd expect from their name.

bushwick

Quote from: alan nagsworth on June 22, 2018, 08:49:02 PM
Also a big fan of The Mentally Ill, but that's more to do with the fact that their music is the shittiest sound you'll ever hear without it being unlistenable and their tunes are about murdering kids and John Wayne Gacy and the like. Deliberate shock value stuff, but unlike bands like Anal Cunt they actually did a good job of it and they deserve the cult following.

Good call, love the Mentally Ill. Snottiest most obnoxious vocals and guitar tone going.

There was an American noise act called Child Pornography back in the myspace days, I remember they spelled their name backwards online. Tommy Lee was in a punk band in the 80s called Kiddie Porn but don't know if they ever recorded anything. There's a grind band called Prostitute Disfigurement as well I recall.

Dead Kennedys were first gonna be called Thalidomide, fact fans. Their career would have been pretty different if they'd kept that name eh.

bushwick

There's also a Japanese noise guy called Molester who has a record called "Our Kids, Our Business".