Faces that you don't understand

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1)  Lyman from Garfield:

[Golden E. Pump]

Robert Carlyle has simultaneously a huge face and a small face. It's Schrödinger's face.

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

[Buelligan]

Of course.

[Vodka Margarine]

I've always liked Doonesbury, but that glasses under the nose thing is a lifelong source of bafflement.

[biggytitbo]

[Shaky]

That's just Bill Nighy. It's honestly fine.

[biggytitbo]

It's Bill Nighy after a sandblasting.

[smudge1971]

Toby Jones Controversial Choice For Fred West BioPic.

[biggytitbo]

Be good if they did a Fred West biopic and everyone was small in it, so they had to build all the sets to scale.

[Nice Relaxing Poo]

Emma Stone



Her face looks like she's the victim of a mother who drank heavily during pregnancy, it's like it's been stretched too tightly over her skull. Something very odd looking about her but she's striking to look at I suppose.

[Dr Trouser]

These two do my head in;



I mean I can't work out which bits are which, and those hovering eyebrows.

[New Jack]

David Davis.

Looks like a pig in the Animal Farm sense. I know the 'science' of judging people's nature by their looks is discredited, but for all the world he looks like a pisshole-eyes jowly corrupt fuckfaced grasping cunt, it's like his cheeks are burgeoning to fuck and his nose gets in the way - so it's shunted upwards and outwards, while his gleaming little piggy eyes peer, sinister, out.

I don't understand how he is an abomination personally, while also looking exactly like the grown up pig that wasn't aborted just because it would have made hell too crowded.

Motherfucker is too congruent. Looks how he is. Weird fucker.

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American Dad:



I mean what's with the growth on the far side of his head?  And it flips to the other side when he's looking the other way.

Fuck's sake.

[Sebastian Cobb]

Emma Stone



Her face looks like she's the victim of a mother who drank heavily during pregnancy, it's like it's been stretched too tightly over her skull. Something very odd looking about her but she's striking to look at I suppose.

Well I personally think she's quite pretty.

[DukeDeMondo]

The Bélmez Faces. For Pete sake. I don't understand them and I want nothing to do with them. State of them gawking up at you. Crazed halfways manifested shower of bastards. Fucking data moshing on concrete, like. Whoever heard tell of anything like it?

Look like what you would have gotten had that wee woman left "Ecce Homo" alone a few years back and taken to fixing up a dose of ghosts instead.

[Brundle-Fly]

The rhomboid queen herself. She's obviously beautiful and yet from outer space.

[New Jack]

She's got some right fit euclidian angles, which is what I look for in women and films of Lovecraft's work

[Sebastian Cobb]

Grace Jones looked like she'd have corners back in the day.

[homesickalien]

[biggytitbo]

[Isnt Anything]

American Dad:



I mean what's with the growth on the far side of his head?  And it flips to the other side when he's looking the other way.

Thats his strong super-manly All-American jawline.


While wordmashing about jawlines

The rhomboid queen herself. She's obviously beautiful

shes obviously not

well not to me anyway, we all have different tastes :)

[petril]

like what would happen if you went to a plastic surgeon and said, you know the caricatures from the background of Baddiel & Skinner Unplanned? that. No, not David Fucking Baddiel, the other one.

[Steven]

[Mr_Simnock]

Masha Tyelna

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Thats his strong super-manly All-American jawline.

But it doesn't make sense.  You can draw a line where his face should connect up on the left side of his face, based on the proportions seen on his right.  But instead his cheek balloons outwards.  It's not a jawline - it's an entire half-face glued to the side of his head.

Family Guy characters suffer from the same wing-faced ugliness:






I can't be doing with it.

[Nice Relaxing Poo]

Lily Cole

[Shit Good Nose]

The rhomboid queen herself. She's obviously beautiful and yet from outer space.

It's called "The Coulthard".

[Blumf]

The rhomboid queen herself. She's obviously beautiful and yet from outer space.

[thenoise]