MATTER OF FACT WORLD CUP

[DangledTeeth]

Lineker: From endorsing Ball Shoes to managing England to a semi-final, Gareth Southgate is the Shakespeare of our time... in the realm of football

Hansen: Ah ded the Boowhl Boy Shuuhs ad as well, Gary. Ah don't gev a hoots thae noo aboot Angland wenning the Wa-reld Cup due to being Scottish.

Keane: I'm not a rock band. I don't care about England winning, for I am Irish.

Giggs: I'm not a rapper. I also don't care about England winning, for I am Welsh.

Wright: Who remembers my chat-show and the presenting I did on that Guinness World Records programme?

Shearer: Yes. Canny good. I must point out that I'm not the blurke who does the voices of Mister Burns and Reverend Lovejoy.

[Glebe]

LINEKER: Yes it's certainly a day for football.

SHEARER: I agree, Gary.

IAN RUSH: I concur, let's have it, la.

[Captain Z]

Gabby Lineker: ...is it coming home?

3-0 Ferdinand: Oh, absolutely, one hundred, fousand percent.

Alan Gary: Yeah, I think it could be!

Gabby: Jurgen?

Jurgen Klingon: Aha... well, I mean you have a chance, but I'm just not sure that you really...

Gabby: Yeah, do want to try that again there, Jurgen?

Jurgen: Ohh. Yes, it's definitely coming home.