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Hey guys quick heads up

Started by poo, June 22, 2018, 02:04:25 PM

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poo

If anyone wants a high-definition close-up video of their arse hole, I'll be at Leigh Delamere Services (westbound) tonight from 2200. Back of the car park, red 03 plate Astra.

New Jack

My phone has a front camera for all my arsehole photo needs

Rolf Lundgren

First come first served or ticketing system?

Quote from: New Jack on June 22, 2018, 02:09:39 PM
My phone has a front camera for all my arsehole photo needs

No good mate. Front cameras are very low res compared to the rear and with much worse sensors. You'll lose all definition on something as compact and detailed as your balloon knot.

As the old 1970s Kodak ad used to say; "If you want the best quality (picture of your) rear (as in bum), use your rear (camera) (thanks)."

pancreas

How many megapixels do I get? I don't want any interpolation. I want to use it to wallpaper one wall of the room. It has to be genuinely huge.

hamfist

can you slomo my gape ?

can I arse-breathe and you send it to my nan ?

Sgt. Duckie

The Greggs pizza slices at Leigh Delamare West were burnt and tasteless. Sorry pal, but I won't be returning in a hurry, rectum snap or no rectum snap.

Cuellar