Worrying About Zoe Wannamaker

[Lisa Jesusandmarychain]

Has anyone  ever worried about Zoe Wannamaker, or any similar sort of actress ? Have you ever, for example, been slightly fretful about Imelda Staunton ?

Post your tales of worrying about Zoe Wannamaker here.

[Buelligan]

I like her, I think she's fine.  I think bees would look like Zoe Wannamaker if we could actually see them. 

In essence, not worried at all.

[Dr Rock]

Celia Imrie better be ok. I wasn't worried before but now I am, thanks Lisa Jesusandmarychain.

[Blumf]

I worry that Ms Wanamaker will never find who stole her lips. Although, it's never held her back, so maybe she doesn't care herself.

[mothman]

I worry that all the other famous movie stars make fun of Cara Delavigne's eyebrows. They can be so mean.

[Gregory Torso]

I always thought Zoe Wannamaker had a "pillowy" face, like you could rest your head on it as her long eyelashes tickled your cheeks. Wannamaker my pillow and get really comfortable on her big soft face.

[Norton Canes]

Why would you Wannamaker fuss?

[biggytitbo]

I like her, I think she's fine.  I think bees would look like Zoe Wannamaker if we could actually see them. 

In essence, not worried at all.

Are you saying we can't see bees? I'm sure I saw a bee the other day, it was about the size of an unusually large blueberry.

[biggytitbo]

I did a worry about Zoe looking a bit wan a few years ago, but I think she'd just been a bit ill.

[the midnight watch baboon]

I heard that Julie Walters keeps Wannamaker, Staunton et al slopping around anxiously in a pit of saline solution, bit like Morton in Minority Report. Releasing them for readings and playing weary sex matriarchs in plays each now and then.

this is in her war with Dench.

[biggytitbo]

weary sex matriarchs

Underrated early 90s shoegazers.

[Shit Good Nose]

Wanamaker nose, Coulthard/Bextor jaw... I'm thinking like Frankenstein right now.

[Brundle-Fly]

And you never see these two in the same room together. Not because they're the same person but the danger that Giles from Gogglebox might wank himself to death at the thought of it.

[Sgt. Duckie]

My mum used to let me stay up on Friday evenings and we'd watch 'Love Hurts' with ski-jump nosed Wannamaker and Adam Faith. I think she had a crush on Faith. Rik Mayall once popped up in an episode. Golden years.

[Glebe]

I worried about her in Truly, Madly, Deeply. She was bawling her wee eyes out in that.

[Brundle-Fly]

I worried about her in Truly, Madly, Deeply. She was bawling her wee eyes out in that.

That she didn't get the part?   It was Juliet Stevenson.

[Replies From View]

That she didn't get the part?   It was Juliet Stevenson.

Her nickname after that was "Stevenson's Rocket:  Because She Got It".

[thenoise]

'The thinner the lips, the more enthusiastic the lover.'

[Fonz]

Got her tits out for the lads in Prime Suspect series 1.

[Sarge]

I've had my fill of Wannamaker over the years-the kids would insist in listening to her narrate audio books in the car (stressful)-she's very very very very very SHRILL!

[manticore]

Wanamaker nose

It's not real. I knew someone who went to school with her and he said so. He remembered her real sniffer, quite different in size, shape and dimension, not like a bee at all.

I like her too, I think she's nice. Try not to worry though, people.

[Neville Chamberlain]

Shouldn't this be in the confusing faces thread?!?

[biggytitbo]

I remember in my sculpture class we were each assigned a popular actor to produce a mixed media sculpture of and I got Zoe but I told my tutor I didn't wannamaker.

[rasta-spouse]

Yesterday I had some concerns about the daintiness of Charlotte Coleman's mouth. Turns out she's been dead for 17 years now so the joke's on me.

[Sebastian Cobb]

It's not real. I knew someone who went to school with her and he said so. He remembered her real sniffer, quite different in size, shape and dimension, not like a bee at all.

I like her too, I think she's nice. Try not to worry though, people.

Janet Street Porter walks into a bar and says 'can I have a big aperitif?'.

'I doubt it' says the barman.

[Glebe]

That she didn't get the part?   It was Juliet Stevenson.

Er... what I meant to say was, Alan Rickman's ghost, why did you 'Wannamaker' (Juliet Stevenson) cry?

(Look, you have to let me away with it, their faces are so similar!)

I always thought Zoe Wannamaker had a "pillowy" face, like you could rest your head on it as her long eyelashes tickled your cheeks. Wannamaker my pillow and get really comfortable on her big soft face.

Heh!

[steve98]

Janet Street Porter walks into a bar and says 'can I have a big aperitif?'.

'I doubt it' says the barman.

:)

[up_the_hampipe]

I can tell which series of My Family I'm watching just by Zoe Wannamaker's hairstyle.

[Elderly Sumo Prophecy]

Oh Zoë Wanamaker
Some say that you're a faker
But I would love to take ya
Up the arris (When you were a bit younger. 30 years ago, maybe)

[Icehaven]

I see I'm not alone in thinking her and Juliet Stevenson were the same person. Are they definitely not?