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MATTER OF FACT JURASSIC WORLD: FALLEN KINGDOM.

Started by Glebe, June 23, 2018, 06:20:29 PM

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Glebe

JAME GUMB: Welcome to Skull Island.

BLUE THE DINOSAUR: ROAR!

CHRIS: Easy, girl! You know me!

RON HOWARD: Look at my push-up bra!

PRAT: Take y'heels off!

They get in a giant rolling bauble and escape the lava flow.

OLD MAN: That'll do, Babe.

CREEPY BUSINESSMAN: We will weaponize and sell them.

JEFFREY GOLDBLOOMS: Don't do that.

THE END!


Shoulders?-Stomach!

That it is, Micropachycephalosaurus of the Island. That it is.

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CHRISTOPHER:  Teal!  Come here!

TEAL:  I have orange eyes, you know!  *wink*

CHRISTOPHER:  Cor, velociraptors can wink now.

TEAL:  Sure can!  *grins*

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CHILD:  I am a clone too, ahh.

AUDIENCE:  No thank you; not "ahh".

Ferris

Unless Harry Potter is in this I'm not arsed

Glebe

JEFF GOAL-BUMS: It is not right that the dino should continue.

JUDGE NUTMEG: I agree. Let them get all kilt by the lava and that.

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HUMAN:  So these are dinosaurs we have.

DINOSAURS:  HELLO WELCOME TO US DOING THIS.

Glebe

DINO: There is a lava flow now there.

CHRIS PRATTS: That it is, O dinosaur of the island, that it is.

Gregory Torso

DINOSAURS: God didn't never create us!

BURNING BRONTOSAURUS: Ow, help, I'm on fire Chris Packham!

CHRIS PACKHAM: Don't wuwwy, I can twain the waptors.

BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD: What a fuck up, we never saw this coming.

CARTOONISHLY EVIL MILITARY MAN: No doubt, I'll get eaten an' all, honestly, I ask yer...

JEFF GOLDBLUM: Gentlemen, I am going to say it...

GENTLEMEN: No Jeff Goldblum, don't say it!

JEFF GOLDBLUM: Welcome... to Jurassic World.

VELOCIRAPTOR: Bark!

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POKED JESS FLOSS (gawping fat-mouthed at triceratops paddock):  I will rape one of them soon, Jeff Goldblum.  You mark my words.

[HOURS LATER]

POKED JESS FLOSS:  Yes!  I am raping one of them.  Arrgh!