Taking your work's Corporate Fitness Challenge thing way too seriously

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

40,000 STEPS MOTHERCUNTER

I AM GOING TO CRUSH THEM ALL

OR FIND A NEW JOB THEREBY RENDERING ALL MY STEP COUNTS IRRELEVANT

WHO GIVES A SHIT I WILL STILL BE KING

16,000 STEPS A DAY AVERAGE, THE COMPOUND HANDLING TEAM ARE KING THANKS TO ME, BET YOU CAN'T BEAT THAT PUNY WORMS PEOPLE

[Icehaven]

I hope the wheelchaired and otherwise invalided out of these things sue copiously.
Unless they just get involved, how many revolutions to a step?

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

I hope the wheelchaired and otherwise invalided out of these things sue copiously.
Unless they just get involved, how many revolutions to a step?

I hope they do tbh, I wouldn't give nearly as much of a shit about this if I hadn't been told about it. I think the whole disabled lot have the right idea. I imagine punching people in the face for asking patronising question about said disability would contirubte to a number of steps.

[Icehaven]

I wouldn't give nearly as much of a shit about this if I hadn't been told about it.

This is true of most things in life.

[dozybugcarrot]

40,000 STEPS MOTHERCUNTER

I AM GOING TO CRUSH THEM ALL

OR FIND A NEW JOB THEREBY RENDERING ALL MY STEP COUNTS IRRELEVANT

WHO GIVES A SHIT I WILL STILL BE KING

16,000 STEPS A DAY AVERAGE, THE COMPOUND HANDLING TEAM ARE KING THANKS TO ME, BET YOU CAN'T BEAT THAT PUNY WORMS PEOPLE

You're doing 40,000 steps a day? That's impressive, is your job a mobile one then? I can do about 25,000 in a working day, and don't really stop moving, so for 40,000 I can't imagine. Do you have a job running? Or a treadmill under your desk? Remember: be kind to your knees.

[Stoneage Dinosaurs]

You're doing 40,000 steps a day? That's impressive, is your job a mobile one then? I can do about 25,000 in a working day, and don't really stop moving, so for 40,000 I can't imagine. Do you have a job running? Or a treadmill under your desk? Remember: be kind to your knees.

Nah I'm not doing 40,000 steps a day, I just did that many on one day.