Britain's sexiest cow

[biggytitbo]

How long have this morning being the arbiters on what makes a sexy cow? I don't think the cow is that sexy, I've seen sexier cows in the street tbh.

What makes a sexy cow for you, is it purely down to how bulging and and milky the udders are, or do you like the finer points of a hot cow, like a coy moo or not stinking of shit?

[Steven]

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Usual heterobovinist perspective.

[Gulftastic]

Not a patch on Gandalf's sexy horse, Shadowfax

[The Boston Crab]

Couldn't believe it when I stumbled across 'hucows' on the jazz web. Total mind blinder. I didn't even realise there was a word for 'bound lactating breast pump big tits orgasm slaves'.

[hedgehog90]

[Glebe]

There's no contest, really.

[biggytitbo]

There's no contest, really.

Could you pm me a picture of its udders please.

[Pseudopath]

Could you pm me a picture of its udders please.

Didn't even know she'd had cancer:

[Gulftastic]

The Spice Girls have let themselves go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O38eOuf1eNA

[Mr Eggs]

John Curno has an insight. Google him.

[Hecate]

It's all about the seductive lashes for me.



Cute hairstyle, Monroe-style beauty spot, flower clenched between the teeth like she's about to tango.
That was just the first result in a google image search for "cow lashes". I doubt the item was even researched.
Does the cow in the first post have the same agent as Schofield?
She ain't all that.

Look at that daft lump on her head like she's been clubbed by daffy duck or something. Ridiculous.

[biggytitbo]

That is a sexy cow. Fuck me. MOOO.

[imitationleather]

Looks like a slutty French cow to me.

We're after smokin' hot British beef in this thread, lads.

[buttgammon]

Mind British beef on the bone, though - you never know what you'll catch.

[Dex Sawash]

How long have this morning being the arbiters on what makes a sexy cow? I don't think the cow is that sexy, I've seen sexier cows in the street tbh.

What makes a sexy cow for you, is it purely down to how bulging and and milky the udders are, or do you like the finer points of a hot cow, like a coy moo or not stinking of shit?

Would like to see that handsome gorilla do a sex with her.

[Dex Sawash]

Wait, that  cow is too young to find sexy

[BlodwynPig]

Looks like a slutty French cow to me.

We're after smokin' hot British beef in this thread, lads.

Its a Jersey, so close.